GeordieDazzler

Instead of listening to Big Sam just read the famous twitter feed, still going strong after all these years.

Bring back the balance sheet champions banner too

Shame we aint gonna sign him then

Who is Dean Jones?

Colleague over here who is a Besiktas fan just told me we've apparently offered 12.5m Euros and it looks like the deal is on. He doesn't want to lose him, as they have to publish their CL squad tomorrow and he doesn't think there is enough time to find a replacement. Mid twenties and scored 20 goas for them last season apparently. Gayle replacement? What's his play style like? That's a key question. I'm sure we'll get 100 new Turkish members once he signs, they'll be able to tell us

Emre Mor to Celta Vigo

Great pic (sorry if Giggs)

If we get Jovetic in he won't be missed. Big if like

Because he's a mad cunt

It's only a yellow man. Remember the confed cup final.

He also thought West Ham were unlucky What a cockwomble

Who was the last player sent of against us?

Mikel Merino is Azor Ahai, his boots are Lightbringer.

Golf is shit. Bring back the crossbar challenge.

The West Ham fans replies make me feel more optimistic like. They sound like us.

Ref didn't even see that

Class goal for Longstaff for Blackpool

How did that Richarlison get a work permit?

Liverpool are mental for rejecting that unless they think they can get more from Barcelona. Could easily bring in Van Dijk, LB and a younger Coutinho replacement for that. More likely the asking price for Van Dijk goes up by 20m

I agree, if there's any justice they'll sign him. He'll have the weight of the world on his shoulders though. I would say right about now it's 50/50

Jovetic linked

The mooted 13m for Lucas Perez is looking more like smart business each day.

Just had a random flashback to when Carver brought him on Vs Burnley and had Mike Williamson punt 40 yard balls to him

Saving our money for a striker or is that just wishful thinking?