GeordieDazzler

Tbf the lad on that vlog was one of the few Hammers who didn't think they'd just sweep us aside.

Astu to skip past Kompany in the opening five minutes and gets brought down, last man red card. 1-0 Merino thunderbolt. Merry fucking Christmas.

Will be announced tomorrow. Nailed on.

Atsu telling Elliot which way he was gonna hit the pen nice!

Gayle

@ Atsu puzzled where the other players were when he was celebrating

Rubbish game to put on first.

I know they are top but how is this on first?

https://twitter.com/BigDoc87/status/944688193944899587

Think Burnley will equalise here

Bolton won too

Sissoko

And a diving one too

Delle Alli still a dirty twat

Ayew scores (for Swansea)

Benevento man

I wasn't fussed before but I want us to sign him now

Tbf I could see most of those appointments ending in disaster

Can he play as a striker?

Get in Siggy

Celebrate you prick, you were on loan there years ago

Will I an

Bakayogoal

Have you seen her daughter