GeordieDazzler

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Had a similarly diabolical start at Inter didn't he. They should give him more time but he deffo seems a dead man walking

Rate the new avatar btw Cheers Might even have to stick a crown on him soon if he keeps up this form Merino el Rey

I'd rather they didn't hype him up, don't want Sky trying to sell him to Liverpool before he's even signed for us.

He is the Prince that was promised

Nah, it looked it live on TV but he took a dive. I'm expecting retrospective action for him. Can't unless the ref gives a foul

Didn't even have to wait for MOTD....

Bet any money they highlight that on MOTD and try and get him banned.

He's been fucking terrible. He's been playing like Xavi according to the BBC live text! I hate not being able to watch the game live like

Trying to follow this on the live text at work and BBC are just wanking themselves over Sanches - literally 5 entries so far all about him.

Sorry if Giggs but what happens if we do a Wigan

Are Soton shit now?

24 goals in 34 games for Leipzig is some going for a 21 year old like. The fan hate seems to spur him on. He's also from the Thomas Müller school of looking extremely German.

Absolutely class goal. German fans really fucking hate him though it's quite strange

Instead of listening to Big Sam just read the famous twitter feed, still going strong after all these years.

Bring back the balance sheet champions banner too

Shame we aint gonna sign him then

Who is Dean Jones?

Colleague over here who is a Besiktas fan just told me we've apparently offered 12.5m Euros and it looks like the deal is on. He doesn't want to lose him, as they have to publish their CL squad tomorrow and he doesn't think there is enough time to find a replacement. Mid twenties and scored 20 goas for them last season apparently. Gayle replacement? What's his play style like? That's a key question. I'm sure we'll get 100 new Turkish members once he signs, they'll be able to tell us

Emre Mor to Celta Vigo

Great pic (sorry if Giggs)

If we get Jovetic in he won't be missed. Big if like

Because he's a mad cunt

It's only a yellow man. Remember the confed cup final.