GeordieDazzler

I felt we got very lucky at the time with the Trippier one. Didn’t think the Sancho one was a pen.

Ref had already blown his whistle before he’d put it in the net anyway so I don’t know what they expected him to do. Glad it didn’t count as couldn’t cope with all the ‘Ronaldo showing 9000 level IQ tweets’. I was pretty glad he started over Rashford as we seemed to catch him offside all day.

Yes please

We usually do this quite a lot but the majority of times we had players down yesterday they’d taken a fair whack. Bruno Fernandes doing a Yohan Cabaye and trying to break someone’s ankle then immediately apologising. He makes someone like Zaha look relatively sedate with his whinging.

Like a renaissance painting this “Froggy's Lament”

Why would we ban you if we won

Looks like a Christmas shirt

It’s gonna make us a different beast when you can bring on a quality striker instead of Wood.

I see Simon Bird has taken those last two paragraphs and ran a ‘NEWCASTLE FEAR THEY COULD LOSE HOWE TO REAL MADRID OR MAN CITY’ article. Maybe Kinnear wasn’t far wrong about him.

What on earth was Pique doing for that Barella goal? Bramble-esque!

Are they fixing the Wi-Fi?!??!!

Yep!

Great article on the Athletic about Eddie Howes high pressing Mags, can’t seem to get on 12ft to break the paywall.

Super soft red that

“Lads, I want you all to live within and hour of the training ground. I’m based in Cheshire and I won’t move because managers get sacked all the time. But you guys have no excuse. Oh by the way here’s our new signing. He’s my next door neighbour.”

He just wants the clicks and interactions. Best ignored.

Nice of them to fire him before the early flight to Faro from Birmingham airport

If Wolves fans found Lage boring and defensive they’re in for treat with Lopteguei

Stan 45 yarder here. Some finish!

Hard to say when Ajax got outplayed from about the 15 minute onwards. It was more them being class than Ajax being terrible tbh.

Napoli’s squad depth is fantastic. So many good options.

Napoli get a fourth in Amsterdam

Napoli Ajax game is a lot of fun. Lobtoka looks like a real high quality operator

Pedro replacement