Ronaldo

Why? He's been the England manager for almost 4 years and can't speak English, for a start.

Capello's the biggest embarrassment of all, like.

Capello asked about Rooney's temperament and answers with gibberish about the team being good for 35 minutes.

But tonight was a good result though, eh BABA? What the hell does this have to do with anything that I have said? Nothing, Baba. He's just incredibly special.

Quite incredible that Darren Bent might be starting up front for England in a major tournament, like. The lad's so average.

Every post is like an application for disabled parking.

Thick as pig shite.

Because they drew 2-2? You really are such a plonker. So England should be proud that they couldn't beat a team of minnows after being 2-0 up and cruising? And you're calling ME a plonker? Who said they should be proud?

Because they drew 2-2? You really are such a plonker.

Scott Parker really is crap.

Good substitution that.

What a fucking idiot.

Scott Parker is rather shit.

Gonna need this lad more than ever now that Cabaye is out for the season.

Suspected ankle tweak. Hopefull he'll be Ok in a month or 2.

Mind you, Cahill is a far better defender than Taylor, no matter what the table says. You could argue that point over starting the match, but surely not for the squad. Not sure what you mean by that. The best defenders have been picked.

He's been crap since, to be fair.

Mind you, Cahill is a far better defender than Taylor, no matter what the table says.

What the hell was Gary Cahill playing at there?

Ashley Young is on fire, like.

Aye. Pedro is the only truly great player I've seen turn out for us. Parker was good, no better.

I've told a few cunts at SJP to fuck off, like. Most recently the idiot who told Cabaye to piss off and not come back.

Parker and Barry.

Van Marwijk is a fucking legend. I'd glady make him our manager when the silver fox eventually has to retire to Marbella.

I'm a negative tosser for recognizing that Demba Ba isn't as good as Abedayor and Marveaux isn't as good as Aaron Lennon?