Ronaldo

I've told a few cunts at SJP to fuck off, like. Most recently the idiot who told Cabaye to piss off and not come back.

Parker and Barry.

Van Marwijk is a fucking legend. I'd glady make him our manager when the silver fox eventually has to retire to Marbella.

I'm a negative tosser for recognizing that Demba Ba isn't as good as Abedayor and Marveaux isn't as good as Aaron Lennon?

Saves are the easy part of keeping, especially for a youngster. What's impressing me with Krul is the way he's dealing with crosses. I agree, but it's great goalkeeping in general when you pull off a one-handed reaction save that tips it to the side of the post and follow it up with a block in quick succession. It was his reactions, his positioning in the goal and his agility to get up quickly and block the following shot from close range that made that save magnificent for such a young lad. He's impressing me with his decision making aswell, like you mention. Again, in the Palermo game, he took responsibility for through balls coming out quickly to smother the ball instead of relying on Bramble's slow pace to try and make the tackle. The Wolves game just gone was a great game and example. You're making that up. Just stop it.

Christ on a cross.

Saves are the easy part of keeping, especially for a youngster. What's impressing me with Krul is the way he's dealing with crosses.

What's wrong with eating Nando's?

Until he was sacked after that deplorable game against WBA. Much better tactically my arse. Hughton took a team with Carroll, Barton, Jonas, Ben Arfa, Tiote, Coloccini and Enrique, and had them losing 1-2 to Stoke at home. We created one single clear-cut chance all game with that team. Similiar can be said about games against Blackpool, Blackburn and Bolton. Pardew took a team with Krul, Simpson, Perch, Coloccini, Williamson, Barton, Smith, Nolan, Ranger, Best, Routledge, Lovenkrands and Tiote to Stevenage and had them losing 3-1. You've mentioned one game and 5 or 6 bad footballers.

Sounds like a big improvement on Guthrie.

You've been licking Gerrard's arse for years. Give it a rest.

As cover.

Mahamadou is ex-Madrid. He's the one they want on loan.

Until he was sacked after that deplorable game against WBA. Much better tactically my arse. Hughton took a team with Carroll, Barton, Jonas, Ben Arfa, Tiote, Coloccini and Enrique, and had them losing 1-2 to Stoke at home. We created one single clear-cut chance all game with that team. Similiar can be said about games against Blackpool, Blackburn and Bolton.

A cargo plane flew mid-air into a plane full of schoolchildren over Uberlingen, Germany in 2002. I don't think Mike Ashley's demise would quite outdo it.

It hasn't, man. His style of play is almost unrecognisable from his days at Man U. He obviously still strikes a ball brilliantly, but that's where the likeness ends.

Source?

Since Nolan and Barton left he's been getting noticed by the media an awful lot more. Wonder why that could be.

Like, ever? Like, ever ever. Seriously though, he can outpace most wingers and yet he's built like f***ing Optimus Prime. The f***er shouldn't even be able to jog with that much muscle weighing him ffs He's probably about 13 1/2 stone, man. Don't talk crap.

Getting a bit tired of this rubbish now.

He looks like a used Trojan compared to the silver fox.

He made a cameo in our last game of the season but declared himself unfit for the Ireland squad a week later. Probably why Trap is pissed off. Daft.

He's never once looked lazy in the PL. And the first time I was actually impressed by him was when he played for Ireland against Brazil in Manchester.

Nowt for him to see at either, man.

He at least tries to take on his man. Aye, not as if Routledge won a penalty doing that just yesterday.