Ronaldo

Looked a good player with a real striker alongside him.

9 in 12? Jesus.

Probably deserved a win there. Very impressed with that.

Should be one of the first names on the teamsheet. Will score a lot of goals this season with the right service.

End product is woeful, like.

Even in a 4-3-3 I'd have him nowhere near.

Barton isn't worth a tenth of that if they plan to use him in CM.

Be an absolute disgrace if Lovenkrands gets anywhere near the pitch.

No doubt the 'playing with an injury' excuse will be spat out by some clueless idiot on here soon. Probably by that daft little bugger that gets banned a lot.

No it wasn't.

8 points from 4 games is terrific tbf. Disgraceful that League One crap like Shola and Raylor are starting games though.

That useless cunt Raylor is playing? Christ.

SWP is fucking crap.

We did pick up a point from Blackpool.

Harsh on Shearer to compare him with Rooney. Rooney's in a different league as a footballer.

Just you, mate. Nobody else.

Eh? He defended Webb.

Yeah, mon. Been here a week, 3 weeks left. Great times.

I'm on holiday so I've only just heard about his fasting. Think it's a f***ing disgrace, personally. A professional athlete has no business starving his body for religious reasons. Shouldn't get paid a penny while he's conforming to this crap. We desperately need him to step up, not p*ss about.

Just don't even reply to that idiot, man.

2. Spent no money and failed to bring in a striker.

Hargreaves was running in his video clip, was he not?

Yes.

Listen to Punk acting the big man. I'll take my brain activity any day of the week if yours tells you that Lovenkrands is better than Bendtner. Tool.