Ronaldo

Jonas, man. I hope Marveaux pisses on his face in training.

Ba looks crap.

Sounds like Taylor is all over the place.

There goes Forster for no.1.

I know, I caught the end of Grayson's interview.

Oh, great. Music.

Your mother deserves the fucking armband.

Be quiet, man. It means nothing.

Yeah, we'd really have to 'pay way over the odds' to displace crap like Shola Ameobi.

Forster has now started 3 out of 5 games in pre-season. Owt to read into?

We're using the friendly with Fiorentina to tap up Gila.

True. We had a bid in the region of £2m rejected.

Jonas would be completely wasted that high up the pitch, especially against Arsenal.

Nothing we don't know. If someone kicks the cunt out of Llambias one day I'll gladly buy him a drink and shake his hand.

Wondering why all I could see was news of him being tagged in Cameron Pywell's photo.

How f***ing great is it that we won't be worrying about Smith and Guthrie being in the team next season? Strength in depth for the midfield is f***ing brilliant right now.

Jesus, what a guy.

Against Arsenal I'd go for it for the set-piece threat.

Erm, probably. I'd almost rather play Alan fucking Smith as a supporting striker. Barton has nothing that would make him a success off the striker.

Barton ahead of Cabaye. Yeah, right.

Cant argue with that, but I wouldn't want to see all 3 of our CB's on the pitch at once. Begging for an injury, that. Coloccini is like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable, all he needs is a cape. Williamson is pretty robust when he isn't trying to push weights with those skinny arms.

Taylor gives us far more going forward.

The best thing he ever did was 'sexually assault' Nicole Bass.

He doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. He's trying to score points.

It's only Arsenal, man. They're basically pretty crap.