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I wonder if there was a disabled golfer at that Sir Bobby charity golf day? Do you watch your friends?

Eh?

He certainly enjoyed his encounter in the petrol station with a geordie. The paralells are endless.

Drove past KK's place yesterday. I shall give him a knock next time.

Sounds like something Nixon would write, if he could write.

The absence of that wanker Gerrard helped.

Different types of player. I'd rather we went for better players, anyway. But Snodgrass would certainly be a good addition to the squad.

Great news today. This is easily his best run of form since signing.

Aye, it's definitely funny as f*** like. If something tickles you, why not post it? It's not being insensitive to the disease at all, if it's an involuntary reaction. Plus, it's that fucking cunt Redknapp.

This one is known by his nickname though,which is "Sugar".

His legs will fall off soon.

I thought it was between £1m and £1.5m.

Bloody hell. Retire.

Smith against Stevenage was far worse.

Fair play to the lad. Even I often refuse to wait in a chip shop queue, and I order far more than two lots.

On the subject of LBs, I watched that Inzaguirre play for Celtic the other night. He basically looked a patch on Enrique. I'd stay clear.

One that springs to mind - not an NUFC player, is Cisse when he was at Liverpool. He walked into a garden centre near Winsford that my mate worked at, and asked if they sold parrots, becoming pretty incensed when they explained that they didn't. Pretty sure he spat out the tagline too.

The man asked if anybody else has any stories. Let's delve into that.

I think that performance at Stevenage ended Wayne's career here.

I'm sorry, but this is f***ing funny.

You'll have to do better than that, man. Yorkie knows me far too well.

Not if it's £1.5m we haven't.

No offence to Yorkie but he was just saying yesterday that he preferred Shola and Lovenkrands to Bobby Zamora. He's no expert on strikers.

Leon Best will get 20 goals with that lot behind him.