Ronaldo

He didn't let Bergkamp take a FK.

Arsenal at home in 02-03. Got sent off but literally took the fight to them all by himself in the second half.

Robert generally guaranteed a few excellent crosses per game. There was often nobody attacking the ball, though. He had nowhere near 5 bad games for every good performance. He was effective in 3 games out of 4.

Carlton's worth 2 of any £10m player.

I'd far rather we got two £10m players than put all of our delicate eggs into one basket. Neither scenario's gonna happen, like.

Rather have Carlton Cole.

It's Kaka.

See, that's nice. More posts like that one, folks.

Funny you say that. The only game I ever went to with my grandad was the Barca 3-2 game under Daglish. I was 11 too.

Daglish has so far done a terrific job at Liverpool, and when he had Shearer in the side he did pretty damn well when managing us. Call it coincidence if you wish.

If Giggs had done that, Sky would have made a documentary about it.

That would be class! Certainly would be. Think this guy's already blown his cover to some extent, sadly: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=590896 "oh Steve Bruce take my hand and lead me into Sunderland"

http://i51.tinypic.com/29c87d2.jpg She should have sent her pic to the producers of Nip/Tuck. She'd have secured a recurring role there and then. Hideous.

Fair play to Malaga. Really dug themselves out of what was starting to look like a hopeless situation with a couple of good wins.

David Luiz style.

Mind that's still incredible. What a player, absolutely phenomenal.

62 goals?

His attitude's absolutely fine, man. He's just not a very good footballer. Defensively he's average.

Yeah. They finished 7th.

Without doubt.

A squad of quality players who were nowhere near Europe when he took over.

I'm not going to the West Brom game if Smith plays, and i'm somehow going to try to convey this to AP.

Wow. Edit: Smith was originally bought as a striker. Even funnier. Says who?

There's only two of them!

Good god. Like he's going to come here cheaply and accept that he'll be 4th choice.