Ronaldo

Every sentence in this post is hugely misinformed crap. Incredible.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27540_126855743997768_9347_n.jpg Didn't think it would take 40 minutes, like.

Total prick, like. How did he refuse? Did he run screaming to the referee?

The fact he's never got 2 yellows in one game suggests he CAN consciously tone his play down at bit. Which is what Pardew might have to suggest to him. There's got to be a happy medium available here. We obviously can't have him reluctant to make challenges.

Steak and Guinness.

"You're in for it now, Tony."

Piss off.

Think you've dreamt that one up, like. Don't remember Sheva scoring.

Don't be ridiculous.

Allardyce make some terrible signings and some good ones. Faye, Enrique, Beye and Barton to be precise.

Must say, it always makes me laugh when folk say Keegan turned it around 07-08. Both Allardyce and Keegan struggled with a poor squad.

Not a hint of quality in that game. That Manset for Reading looks worse than any of our strikers by far, which is basically worthy of an award.

Reading looking for the long ball literally all the time. Their strikers aren't helping this tactic by completely neglecting to acknowledge the offside rule. Dreadful football.

Logic is a pretty decent excuse, like.

Yeah, he'll be heard.

Someone who can strike a football properly and provide a bit of cover for the defence will do me. As a squad player he's a million miles better than Taylor, Smith and Guthrie

Good that he isn't a winger then.

I wonder if there was a disabled golfer at that Sir Bobby charity golf day? Do you watch your friends?

Eh?

He certainly enjoyed his encounter in the petrol station with a geordie. The paralells are endless.

Drove past KK's place yesterday. I shall give him a knock next time.

Sounds like something Nixon would write, if he could write.

The absence of that wanker Gerrard helped.