Ronaldo

The thing that annoys me most in Spain is the refs.

That's quite a jump! He didn't do anything last night that Guthrie didn't/couldn't do. Can't remember the last time Guthrie came close to scoring, personally.

Chelsea's title.

Wenger is a voyeur - Mourinho.

That is all.

2 teams who need the win. Let's hope there's gooing to be plenty more games like this from now until the end of the season.

Trouble.

Dear God.

What a terrific game.

Not for staying out past his bedtime - when he's injured.

:lol:

Brilliant by Theo.

I'm not the one looking for excuses to have a go at players.

He might like to sleep in the afternoon. Give the poor bastard a break you vindictive old mess.

Whoever he is, he'd be a welcome additon. In fact, we'd better change the formation just to make him feel welcome.

No.

Mourinho and his defensive ways. God bless the horrible little bastard.

Ethi gives his usual expert analysis.

Says Dresden, who once said it wasn't Owen's fault he couldn't strike a ball with his left foot.

He was never quick but he's slowed down a lot in the last couple of seasons. It's actually an understatement to say he's an accident waiting to happen when players run at him.

What the fuck?

Taylor's terrible balance prevents him from using whatever strength he's gained from lifting weights instead of playing football. The sackless cunt.

So you'd start Guthrie ahead of Nolan? Guthrie actually does a lot more midfield work than Nolan. I used to agree with this. Just isn't the case at all.

If that's true I'm impressed. Can you imagine Graeme Souness even contemplating that level of preparation? Ah yes - the days of "Tactics are for schoolteachers. Just give me 11 proper players working their socks off." Christ on a cross.