Ronaldo

Give over.

He's now scored and/or set up goals against West Ham, Birmingham and Wolves (and Wigan, since you mention them). I'd say that counts as useful. And it's now three home games since the turn of the year where Guthrie has filled in for Tiote and he's played his part in all of them. Even for you.

With good reason, to be fair. I'd rather play Kuqi than Ryan Taylor.

Very useful is a massive overstatement, he played against the likes of Wigan and Fulham without getting a kick. And it's been 2 years since Guthrie has looked useful against any PL opposition. Good performance, it's long overdue.

Harper Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrqiue Ranger Barton Guthrie Jonas Lovenkrands Ameobi Terrible team, but about good enough to get a draw.

5 more points and we're safe.

Danny Guthrie's been fucking abysmal in this game.

Perch is so shit at defending, man.

Simpson's a fucking joker at times, like.

If Ranger gets 20 minutes or more, he'll score.

Think Hennessey placed a little bet on this game. All the same, good so far.

Enough's enough, like.

Yeah, I'm sure you're well clued up on the 94-95 season. They beat a Man U side far better than the current one.

Man U would easily be the worst team ever to win the PL if they manage to pip Chelsea.

I'm a big Forster fan, but that save isn't amazing. It's a good save made out to be far more than it is by stupid commentators.

Christ. We're in big trouble if this is true.

Careful.

There's still no sense whatsoever behind the figures, man.

That lot actually came to around £120m.

No such thing as an injured Colo.

Almost an understatement. Another bargain for City.

He's spent the last 19 months taking the piss out of far too many forwards not to be an English CB.

As with Viana he wasn't completely suited to PL football, but he had a fair few good games under Souness and Roeder. In this country I think fans expect midfielders to score lots, create lots or win lots. Playmakers often fall under the radar for that reason, despite often doing good work.

He had half a dozen good games in his first half a dozen games.

Yorkie gets confused, bless him.