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One day Bendtner will silence all of his critics.

He got rid of the reserves, of course Libya is his fault.

They have better crossers of the ball than us, there's no validity to his point.

Nonsense.

Don't be so thick, man.

With whom?

I can only assume you mean they're both black.

Don't see how that'd work. They already have the better version of Cheik.

Of course you wouldn't, Dyer at his best was ten times the player Nolan is. We waited for a long time to do what he did in 06-07, though. His finishing was always his weakness, till it was too late.

And the 6 seasons before that? He was a poor finisher, scared to put his foot through the ball.

That's not him at all.

His finishing was abysmal for most of his time here.

You can do a lot better than that, TRon.

He'll be back.

Dyer had far more natural talent than Nolan, he just never made the best of it for a variety of reasons - some of them his own fault. Nolan wasn't blessed with much talent with the ball at his feet, but his positional awareness, Coloccini-like robustness and leadership abilities have got him where he is. He's also developed over time into one of the best finishers in the league.

Ideally he won't even be in the starting Xl next season.

Becchio would make an excellent squad player. Great attitiude, runs his bollocks off and has real quality with his feet and head.

Snodgrass isn't really a 'winger' as such. He's a creative force who likes to drift. Top player who'd do a good job at PL level. I've been wanting us to sign him and Becchio for years now.

Atkinson's a disgrace, like.

Everton have reverted to type, spoilers with no real quality. Hope we dick 'em.

Snodgrass is a hell of a player.

We have a far better manager now and hopefully better player soon. We'll see.

Harper's taller than 183, man.

That's pathetic.