Ronaldo

I will really really really hate Pardew if he puts Harper back in against Man City Will laugh my cock off at both Harper and Given being on the benches, with young'uns playing in goal And you'll continue to tell lies about the situation, we're all tired of it.

they aren't headcases with overinflated senses of their own self worth, he is Yeah, i'm sure Guthrie and Smith are well aware of their limited ability.

Man, Mourinho is a great manager, but managing the club with the highest turnover in the football world isn't in any shape of form his "hardest test". They were just a goal at the Camp Nou away from winning the league last season. Damn right.

For me, he has obvious strengths, but he's not the complete package. He's a great athlete, and his running with the ball, heading and shooting are top drawer. But his passing is a really weak area. Nobody in the world is the complete package. I still think at top form he's the best player the PL has ever seen.

He's the second best player in the world.

He won't get the chance, he'll be sacked in the summer. No one will sack the speical one.... Unless Man shoty intice him for millions... Chelsea sacked him.

He won't get the chance, he'll be sacked in the summer.

Pellegrini's team would be 2-0 up at this point.

Still the very best in the world. He's very dislikeable at times, but my respect for him is off the charts.

I think that's called a post of redemption.

£40m.

Stunning.

You're an arsehole, is the score.

Is it. Sorts the Men out from the Boys imo. You know , the ones that like getting pissed on and the ones that do the pissing. Which side of the pissing debate are you on? See the betting thread.

Sailing's a little gay, in all fairness.

Would Rooney?

In terms of formulating a gameplan to mamximize playing resources and imposing that gameplan on each visiting team, he's brilliant. But you obviously need a little bit of tactical flexiblity to win games away from home, and he doesn't have that. It'd be quite interesting to see what he'd actually do with a shitload of money.

Didn't Wise say that Ashley wanted to sell him on Norweigan TV?

"They call me Mr Glass....."

I only put pocket change on -1. Should have just placed the value of everything i've ever owned.

That's about the best goal i've ever seen in my life and it's described as 'untidy'.

If this game was part of a movie i'd laugh at the complete absence of realism.

Guthrie should be made to adhere to Enrique's strength and fitness routine.

Don't think we'll lose.

Pedro is incredible.