Ronaldo

Think I'm in about the same place. Indeed.

The only position for Jonas is on the bench.

Aye, Benidorm sounds about right for the classless prick.

Let's hope so.

Whoever said that should be put down.

How can anyone hate Shaka Hislop?

The only thing i'd applaud right now is the prolonged torture and murder of Mike Ashley.

I think you need a strong dose of f***ing reality.

What?

Considering Nolan relies on the likes of Tiote and Coloccini to perform well, I have every faith they won't be an aversion to foreigners demonstrated in the teamsheet.

Can anyone explain why there was a shot on SSN of Ashley and Llambias walking into a hospital?

Fair play.

No fan of Pardew but that's bollocks. Not even their worst manager of the past 10 years. I can't think of anyone worse, personally. roeder No chance.

No fan of Pardew but that's bollocks. Not even their worst manager of the past 10 years. I can't think of anyone worse, personally.

http://jaymckinnon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hook-robin-williams.jpg

Aye, profit.

Got 1/4 yesterday for the bulk of it and 4/5 on tuesday.

How much did you win mate? £1012.78

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

None of his last 4 or 5 performances said it, to be fair.

Ashley transcends cluelessness, though. He obviously derives a sadistic pleasure from gambling with the emotional investment of 52,000 people. Probably as a direct result of being a unrelatable recluse for most of his adult life.

We're gonna win.

This will be one of the players, very soon, courtesy of Pardew's wife:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PcREoQ5bY

I think he's arguably the worst Englishman of all time. Easily up there with Sutcliffe, Brady and the Elephant Man.