Ronaldo

You would come out with that guff, your favourite player is the most culpable.

It's true, like. Good team spirit is easy to achieve when you're battering Plymouth every other week. This is the litmus test; losing games in which certain players are far more to blame than others. That's before you even consider what the manager has to input.

No, you're certainly not.

Why would he have Jonas on the right and Barton on the left?

he can't do any worse than Routledge out wide and if Nolan plays in our usual 4 5 1 then Loven coming in from the right is an improvement. He's slow and can't cross, of course he can do worse, man. As for Lovenkrands, he's as bad as his gets out wide. I'd rather we played Raylor, Lua Lua or Danny Guthrie out there.

Which will end up looking more like: Gutierrez Tiote Barton Carroll

Out wide.

Tomorrow.

Drogba doesn't even dive these days. He sometimes stays down for too long, but you rarely (if ever) see him going over with minimal contact.

The rest of the 'big 4' for starters.

There are far, far worse teams in the league than Chelsea for diving. They play the best football in the league (to watch) and win things without being called Man U or Liverpool. Thus, pissing millions of complete wankers worldwide.

GM is clearly the Billy Mitchell of the forum, compared to me at least.

I really don't know, it's just a gut feeling on seeing them. They don't look that bad.

Dispicable old bastard.

You wouldn't exactly choose to have them there, but they're fine, as far as advertisements go.

They look fine.

He's also hardly a little fella. Unlesss he was wearing lifts in Licence to Kill.

The only winger who's seriously troubled him (in my recent memory) is a little fella called Wayne.

God almighty.

He wouldn't get near any.

See, there's a lad with some humility. Some of the arrogant bastards on here could learn from Hakka.

Probably from the fact that Joe Kinnear's the only manager who believed he was good enough for the PL. And that he hardly set the Championship alight.

Given that we scored seconds later, I think the entire performance was absolutely perfect.

And Scotland.

Euro 2008, we failed to even qualify. So why mention it in a discussion about tournaments?