Ronaldo

How on earth does Krul get beaten from that angle, man? Shocking.

Coloccini is? Brilliant.

Williamson is OK, not great, but OK.

I said he was OK during that season, no more.

You'd think so.

Those game weren't against teams we should have beaten, like this one clearly is.

It looked like it could be heading that way from mid-season. It hardly came as a surprise.

Yes they did.

Aye, like he did against Total Network Solutions.

3 small and fairly inoffensive clubs, in other words.

Since when do they teach science in Ireland, unless it's the science of tarmacking drives?

Just the idiots who remember the last 2 home games.

A fair few would.

I can see us drawing 1-1.

You would come out with that guff, your favourite player is the most culpable.

It's true, like. Good team spirit is easy to achieve when you're battering Plymouth every other week. This is the litmus test; losing games in which certain players are far more to blame than others. That's before you even consider what the manager has to input.

No, you're certainly not.

Why would he have Jonas on the right and Barton on the left?

he can't do any worse than Routledge out wide and if Nolan plays in our usual 4 5 1 then Loven coming in from the right is an improvement. He's slow and can't cross, of course he can do worse, man. As for Lovenkrands, he's as bad as his gets out wide. I'd rather we played Raylor, Lua Lua or Danny Guthrie out there.

Which will end up looking more like: Gutierrez Tiote Barton Carroll

Out wide.

Tomorrow.

Drogba doesn't even dive these days. He sometimes stays down for too long, but you rarely (if ever) see him going over with minimal contact.

The rest of the 'big 4' for starters.

There are far, far worse teams in the league than Chelsea for diving. They play the best football in the league (to watch) and win things without being called Man U or Liverpool. Thus, pissing millions of complete wankers worldwide.