Ronaldo

Yup. Need to pack that s**** in. Why? Because raping children isn't funny? So people are equating berating a convicted paedophile in the most public humiliating way you can imagine as in some way belittling paedophilia? The conviction against a Newcastle coach is years ago, there may be more to come out. Berating a wrong elsewhere is irrelevant to this. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif

Diame, Hayden and Shelvey a class above tonight.

He's an ignorant, bigoted old curmudgeon who's posted tweets alluding to a dislike of foreigners.

Wow. Well played by Sky and especially NUFC.

It's Eric Bristow, man. Everyone knows what he's like and have done for almost his entire 40 years in the public eye. Proper man's sport, ffs. This is a guy who punched his wife and spent years suffering from 'dartitis'. Prick.

He's probably watched him twice. Shearer was better etc.

His 'touch and control' isn't the issue. It's basically everything else. I do like Perez but if he had any real future in English football he'd be taking the piss out of this league, not struggling to impact games against the worst sides in the division.

Pretty sure that was us (Cisse?) who scored against Benfica roughly at that mark.

What an absolute bus crash of a post.

He's a joke, man. He thinks he should be allowed to cheat whenever he wants.

It's funny to watch him fail. That's the only remotely positive thing about him managing in England.

A winger has to be unpredictable for me and Gouffran's pretty much the most predictable attacking player in our squad. He's about as much of a goal threat as Perez and will retain the ball a bit better but we've got to get a better option for that position in January, man. Both to consolidate our position in this league and with a view to next season hopefully in the PL.

He's not ideal as a winger but I'd rather have him on the LW than anyone else I can think of in our squad, admittedly.

I didn't think he was that bad last week. At least not compared to his performance against Cardiff where time and time again he was unequivocally outpaced by Championship cloggers who looked about as athletic as Craig Moore's last stand.

I can. I think everyone can if they have a bit of a think, actually.

You can't do that either given he's even worse in that position and we've got much better players for it.

We're much easier to play at home than away, like. We were bloody awful against Cardiff 3 weeks ago, too. We don't have enough threat and penetration when teams set themselves up to stifle. With Gayle off the pitch this is especially true.

We're gonna lose to some utter shit at home this season if we persist with this one striker nonsense, mind. It might work if we had a good no.10 to play off the front but we don't. It's actually our weakest area of the team.

I'm not impressed with the arrogance in our starting XI tbh. We got what we deserved. Taking out our only reliable source of goals was begging for this, tbh. I'm sure a few wanted mitro playing. Instead of Gayle? Anything who wanted that is a fucking idiot.

I'm not impressed with the arrogance in our starting XI tbh. We got what we deserved. Taking out our only reliable source of goals was begging for this, tbh.

One striker at home to a shit team is the definition of all wrong, tbh.

Losing to another team destined for League One? We can't keep pretending the likes of Perez are good enough, mind. Certainly not for where we want to be.

Yeah, Gouffran and his creativity.