Ronaldo

He also said Man U would be his last job in football. Stop wasting your time, man.

LvG's an old man with no real remaining appetite for management. Not to mention the fact it's been 20 years since he was a genuinely top manager.

You're rarely going to get exciting football at International level no matter who's in charge, especially outside the tournaments. Honestly I couldn't care less anymore, just put someone who knows how to win in there. I'd take the likes of Mancini gladly at this point. And not just because he'd piss off the press and the Great Escape brigade.

Are you on smack?

Not even from his wife.

It helps to have a modicum of gravitas and experience of winning stuff. Southgate's just a vaguely inoffensive runt.

Aye, spot the fucking difference.

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Hanley looks a real weakness for them, mind. I know he's nothing more than Championship quality but I didn't expect that.

They had reached such heady heights too.

England asleep here, like.

Snodgrass isn't a winger, anyway.

God bless him, man. Legend.

Seven substitutes, though. Two of them are always there just to make the numbers up.

Yep, fair point.

'That was actually a medical condition' should've been his response. How the fuck do you racially abuse someone from Morroco anyway?

Kinda like the Asia Cup.

Gerrard ffs.

No, they're just charging him for a laugh.

I'm pretty sure nobody does, like. Williamson was fine in the Championship, not a class above at all.

What?

Fucking Wolves? We've played about 10 games since then.

He's a UK pundit.

Adrian Durham's had a right go a few times.