Ronaldo

You don't think 21 goals in 35 games in 05-06 is a good return? Of course not, because YOU'RE RONALDO. King bullshitter of Newcastle Online. Oooohhh Look at meeeee. I'm Ronaldoooo. I'll argue black is white just so people look at me. Whoppeeeeeeee RvN wasn't successful because I SAY SO!!!! Aren't I SOOOOO different to the rest of the posters on here???!?!?!?!? Van Nistelrooj spen the last 3 months of that season on the bench. And they won nowt that season.

So when Man Utd were constantly getting the ball out wide and whipping balls into the area ...? and when he was linking up with the midfield by holding off a defender.. that's not a target man? since when? Van Nistelrooj is an out and out poacher. Man U have never played a style to accomdate a target man, especially not in the last 5 years.

Morientes and Vieri, in the last 5 years? Toni is a target man but hasn't been succcesful at club level in the 3 countries I mentioned. Iaquinta hasn't been successful at all, not quite sure i'd call him a target man either.

Never in a million years a target man and hasn't been succesful with them in the last 5 years.

There is absolutely no way he's a conventional target man, plays on the shoulder as much if not more as he drops deep these days.

What on earth does that have to with his control?

Name me one succesful team in England, Italy or Spain in the last 5 years that uses a conventional target man please. And Drogba most certainly isn't one just because he's strong and good in the air.

I knew you'd conclude that, the fine football connaisseur that you are.. But guess what, you're wrong.. AGAIN! Like when I told you Lovenkrands had better control than Carroll and you disagreed?

Sol Campbell.

Every player bar Beckford was behind the ball during that period, you didn't honestly expect him to shine in those cirmunstances did you? Hit a fantastic free-kick though. Barca were after him a few years back and I can see why, he'll be some player imo.

I sat in that corner with my girlfriend for the Swansea game, heard nowt but her complaining about the cold.

Target men are a thing of the past.

Looked s*** when he came on in the cup. LW isn't a priority either What? Which cup? Along with Kisnorbo he's comfortably their best player. Great prospect for the future.

Savage was absolutely there for the taking for the journalist didn't argue his case very well.

That's not how it works though, very few players are good enough to even be considered for England and Italy.

Bates is also an opportunist bastard who regularly puts the prices up to £30 for 'more important' games. If we offered £2m he'd take it in a flash.

Hate FM, only played it once.

You surely knew that I was taking the piss with Craig Fagan?

Did you back Ivory Coast? I'd stay well away from that tournament mate.

Gonna bite ma tongue with that one.

Last Seasons number 32 coming off the bench Tevez, this seasons number 32 coming off the bench? Diouf... Not sure what you're gettin at with that like, Diouf is a fantastic young prospect.

Owen was Ronaldo's replacement man, with his fantastic pace and creativity.

Said that a while back and got laughed at. It's becoming blatantly obvious with the right man in charge.

£6m.

Oops.