Ronaldo

Never said he was shit in the pure target man role, he's just incapable of doing anything else and that type of player is extinct.

I'm struggling to see where he'd fit into that team. Kaka creates more, Ronaldo is better in pretty much every respect, Higuain scores more.

Liverpool will snap up RVN if they have a shred of sense.

Taking the mick out of Boumsong at a talk in while he was still our player, pathetic.

What are you on about? He's a perfect example of a target man, a mostly ineffective one.

To be fair, at least he isn't constantly trying to sound intelligent (and as a result looking stupid) like Roeder did. Doesn't look like a peeping tom either.

I hope he ends up sharing a cell with Sutcliffe.

We did, 2 weeks ago.

Yep; left, head, right.

Kept khiz on the bench to be fair to him.

What are you talking about? A 6 month loan with low wages when our 4th choice CB is Ben Tozer can hardly be a bad thing, can it.

Which ones?

Me and a lot of others voted 'champions' at the start of the season tbh. This hasn't exactly come as a total shock.

What the f*** are you talking about? The player's don't respect him is the general feeling I get. Why they don't respect him is something I can't answer with any degree of certainty, obviously.

Shearer will take us down again, i'd even prefer Hughton.

Ask them.

He's a terrible manager and the players don't have any real respect for him, despite the rubbish peddled in the chronicle. Needs to be replaced in the summer.

This nonsense about leaving Shola out is still being peddled?

Mid-table championship player, he'll do for cover.

The more I see of Carroll the more I rate him. Thought he was excellent last night and I'm starting to think he could make it in the Premiership. Some on here won't agree I'm sure. Thought there were a lot of excellent performances last night, Jonas, Enrique and Colo looked "different class" as they say, and it was a very competent performance in all departments. Poor opposition but we've managed to lose games like that before, however this team go about the job very professionally and credit to them. Excellent? The guy can't shoot, gets no direction whatsoever on his headers, falls down all the time and constantly pissed his teammates off by being an arsehole. If we want just someone who can win headers, lets just get Howard from Leicester. Genuniely starting to wonder on earth Carroll is doing ahead of Ranger who actually looks like a footballer.

As bad as i've ever seen Nolan play today, minus the goals he's incredibly shit. Fast forward a year and everyone will hate him like we do Butt now.

I don't think we'll concede against them. 1-0, Shola.

They need to capitalise on Gerrard's current value I think.

Ryan Taylor's a poor player. I'm quite amazed we bought him from a premiership club.

I speaking with a view to us maximising the potential of our squad, not in accordance with Hughton's ridiculous template for winning games.