Ronaldo

Who in their right mind wants to manage Bolton and those cuntish fans.

My uncle Paul Wardle features quite heavily in that book.

Is it a Sin City rip off? It is pretty s***.

Why he is a presenter and not a pundit. Says James, who suggested Krul for Holland.

Carroll would probably get 10 goals in a full season in League one.

He's easily the worst player i've ever seen with a reputation for being a good one.

No, you're right I can't. And after that i'm probably not the only one.

Yes, he's a 20 goal a season striker in the premier league.

LLLO pissed off after going to an away game, what are the odds.

Exactly.

No chance.

Rather have Bendtner.

Odds are now 4/6 to join.

No, it's Beye. Returning jn 2010.

Bellamy's goal against Leeds in the 3-4. Counter attacking at it's absolute best.

Fine by me, can't see it though.

Owen and Butt.

I'd love to see him do well, with us, in 3 years time.

I want the best for NUFC, couldn't give a flying fuck about Bolton, horrible little club.

Shamrock, Guiness, horses running through council estates.....

He'd get relegated from the premiership again. Even them some at SJP would call for him to be given the job when we get promoted.

Max stake on Beckford is now £60.

Have you any links to where anybody has compared any of those to Pele? No. But ask anyone who voted for N'zog or Jenas in the other thread for some of the ridiculous things said about both.

"Robert is just a poor man's Emre" One of the forum's classics.

Cole scored 41 goals in a season for us when he was 21-22. When Beckford was that age he on loan at Uxford, spot the difference.