Ronaldo

Go get a baseball bat or two and play the drums on the wall.

Stick him on the wing.

'Keith Andrews who can hit them' Aye, that's why he's managed about 20 goals in his entire career.

Sods law, £1.70 on Gignac first scorer.

Gignac is a fifa god, this is the first time I can remember seeing him play.

We were talking about the last 3 years sonny boy.

Commentators pissed.

I hope not.

We should do everything possible to get Benjani.

Come on, Terry's been behind Essien, Lampard, Ballack etc. Not to mention the ball retention that the likes of Drogba offers up front. Ferdinand's been behind a much lesser midfield.

Coloccini marking David Villa, bit of a variation from Craig Mackail-Smith.

I shall, I do. Seriously, what's Terry better at? In the air, i'll give you.

Rubbish. He's never been the best CB in the world in my eyes. Terry has always been miles better. At what, burning flags?

Copied straight from mine York?

Ferdinand is miles ahead of Upson etc. He's had a bad few months on the back of 3 years as the best CB in the world.

Kevin Nolan won player of the month, twice. And scored a hattrick.

Cheers. He's raw, but I can't think of many better players to bring on with 20 remaining if we need to get in behind.

Lampard and Rooney would be the first names on my teamsheet.

Worse than your experience of watching Harewood?

Lampard not even in the squad?

Green Johnson Ferdinand Terry A Cole Gerrard Hargreaves Lampard J Cole Rooney Heskey Very much dependant on Hargreaves and Joe Cole showing the type of form demonstrated before injuries. If not i'd replace them with Lennon and Carrick.

Green James Foster Johnson Brown A Cole Bridge Terry Ferdinand Lescott Upson Lennon Walcott J Cole Lampard Gerrard Hargreaves Carrick Rooney Defoe Heskey Crouch Agbonlahor

I remember seeing him play for PSG.

If they've achieved anything, yes. Nobody ever got anywhere by undervaluing oneself.

That would be the main issue for me, as well. Had this discussion last weekend with my old uncle, who is the biggest football head I've ever known. I think, if fit, then that team has all of our best players on the pitch (Joe Cole absolutely has to play for me), but it could be guilty of squeezing them all into the starting XI at the expense of tactics (in some instances). Still think ,they think they are actually far better than they really are. So does everyone in the world, about everything.