Ronaldo

Geremi, Shola, Jonas and Coloccini all at the WC. More than most premiership teams.

What is he, 30?

People with eyebrows on the side of their cheeks.

Plastic fans, they weren't even at the pub to watch it ffs. I was actually UBERFAN ALERT!!! Nah I lose points because I had Bulmers and not Guinness (still Irish drink though) Shamrock, Guinness.

Would you like to recruit me? I like your berets.

Badly tarmaced drives - in this country.

Horse running through council estates.

Yes, aren't we all. Such a shame for Shay, I feel absolutely terrible for him.

Why he's Irish, probably.

Decky, you're a disgrace to Great Britian.

Good slogan for the tourist board.

He'll probably know that those "Irish" New Yorkers will have never watched football in their lives, never mind actually visited Ireland. kind of what I was getting at.

Don't worry lads 'dere's more da Ireland, dan dis' Sláinte, you c***s.

Henry's off to New York after the WC. How are NYC's army of 'proud irishmen' going to react to him now?

You could lose a quid. Gladly.

7/1 for Ireland to qualify, just stuck a £1 on, no lose situation.

How about because you're all english and don't want those anti-british c***s to go through? Much better excuse imo.

HAHAHAHAHA

Anelka ahead of Benzema, disgusting.

Russia out.

Who doesn't, tbh? Me.

Their players are all physicallity and no brain.

Collin Farrel. Liam Neeson man! He's British.

Ranger won't start either, definetly not fancied by Hughton.

I don't think you can leave Taylor out, be it at RB or RW.