Ronaldo

He's as bad as his brother, which says it all.

£20m for Carlton Cole.

Another one that clearly isn't a premiership player. He'd do for backup though.

82-92 BTW that's absolutely horrific Ollie.

Clutching at straws a bit there like. A 15 minute cameo nearly 2 years ago.

When did he play against Stoke?

who?

Wasn't so much the opinion as the assertion that he should be given a position in our first Xl.

Jonas's goals and assists record in the first team is f***ing diabolical but he should still start evey game when fit. Jonas is the exception to the rule, as we both know. I asked Binnsy to elaborate beacuse I have no real knowledge of Kazenga's overall game.

Ramage?

Fair enough. A couple of lads I know say that his goals and assists record in the reserves is not what you'd expect.

er you've heard wrong then! Elaborate pleae.

Kazenga, who struggles even in the reserves from what i've heard.

Except it seems this one should only play on the wing. I'm pretty sure he can be used as a striker. Based on what?

he is 29 Didn't you once say that Khizanishvili was better than Coloccini? Time to start engaging the brain mate.

2000-2001 we were shite. 2001-2002 we were damn good but nowher near 95-97.

I break even if Southampton win. Had Denmark scored instead of drawing 0-0 i'd be up £250.

Mikel's a good solid midfielder. Plenty of time to improve at 22.

Gerrard plays his best football in an attacking free-role. If we are to play 4-4-2 then Gerrard must not play in the centre of midfield. Plus, Lampard's better.

I'd have him back. He must be a better option than Ryan Taylor.

He's 34.

Are you sure about that? No.

I don't think we'll sell him in January, surely not even Hughton will stand for that.

Gerrard can't play in Lampard's role.

He's got youthful pace throughout that team, especially in the midfield. They break often and in numbers and look to get the ball out to wings as soon as possible, very Keeganesque.