Ronaldo

i'd rather give Garry Glitter a position coaching the youth team than keep Shola Ameobi

I hope Barca dick all over them

probably worth noting that he's a lot less likely to bully defenders in the championship

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If only there was an Alan Partridge shrugged shoulders smiley from when he's having the meeting with the head of the BBC and is introduced to the man who runs Current Affairs. absolutely ingenius

Me and a few Leeds supporting pals going to the Leeds game, should be interesting

Lovenkrands is very, very quick off the mark but isn't really a strong runner tbh, very lightweight and struggles to run into space

I'd personally keep him but if we go into the season relying on the likes of him and Duff for creativity, we're basically fucked

if Shearer wants him he'll be back. But in all honesty, we need to look beyond 29 year old grafters

He'll be taking them back down

7 goals in 2 years Story of Viduka's career, a terrible, terrible waste. You could argue that Viduka has more natural ability than Didier Drogba, yet he never had the bollocks or the motivation that players like Drogba have to become a truly world-class footballer. Shame for us but moreso for him

The 4-1 defeat at SJP provides better evidence of Inter's cheating imho. Italians by their very nature are corner-cutting, cheating cowards and I cant believe any Inter fan can call another tream 'convicted cheaters' tbh. Marseilles have a magnificent stadium, fantastic support and a fantastic geographical location, can easily see why Lucho has chosen to go there

SSN, If only they could join Setanta in hell

I always had Dave down as Napoleon.

thats the line up id like to see Sorry to p*iss on your parade but Bassong is suspended. I thought his suspension was only 1 game? EDIT: Forgot it was his 2nd red of the season, meaning a 2 game suspension

Dawson vs Martins is like watching the Tom and Jerry show

He only made a few errors to be fair, a lot less than Mr fkin Dependable Jamie Carragher

I'd absolutely love us to play against Michael Dawson every week

Couple of half decent games and suddenly they think they are established prem stars. They need to stop reading player reviews off forums. Well I seem to remember us being the only club sniffing around him. He's 23/24 would one season kill him, just pisses me off we aren't even relegated and he's talking about buggering off. exactly. the c*** has some f***ing neck telling us he wants to f*** off. we signed him, we made him (somehow) into a decent defender. he is just another c*** along with the likes of bernard and distin made him into a decent defender my arse

Benzema is a great signing but he'll blatantly take a while to adjust to England

Eto'o 7/1 to be premiership top scorer next season, what do the bookies know?

Can do a job in the premiership I guess, decent signing

Not defending by any means Shepherd buying players behind the manager's backs at the time, however he wouldn't dare do that to Shearer. Fair point, but what happens when he sacks Shearer? He'll probably see himself as the only Geordie icon left to manage the club and appoint himself I wonder what the odd are on Shepherd appointing Keegan after sacking Shearer?

I can see Shepherd coming in and getting rid of the deadwood at least