Ronaldo

It's a division totally bereft of any genuine quality, like - on the pitch or in the dugout. Tough league to get out of my left nut.

Yorkie's really bad for that.

"Rafa, it's Danny Higginbotham..." - "Que?"

We've got a manager who's as good as any defensively and we've got rid of the utter clowns at CB.

Who the f*** said that? Thank you I remember Ray Parlour saying we should have went for Rafa as well. Most of the talks port brigade said the same. This post suggests you're the one on the port, like.

Where does that mention the Championship? It's a fucking stupid thing to say, either way.

Who the fuck said that?

Need to change this, mind. Losing our grip on the game completely.

Aye - been quiet. No clue what you're both on about, like. He's been good. Typical Ronaldo response. Calm down. Perfectly calm. You're just a bit wrong, mate.

Aye - been quiet. No clue what you're both on about, like. He's been good.

I think it's time for Mitro.

The shark has arrived and you're about to jump, man.

We're winning away in a season where all that matters is points, but I do hate this 'compact at all times, defensive wingers' stuff. It sounds simplistic but we sometimes need to just put shit like this to the sword.

Fair play to him, brilliant strike.

Stoic, straight-talking Nigel Pearson telling his players to dive now.

For the love of Christ let us get promoted, man. I can't take much more of this fucking coverage.

He's still shit.

God will you all shut up. It's fucking Barnsley.

Don't be so stupid, man. F E A R the Barnsley.

We've always had better options.

Colback and Alsoran, man. The rest is good.

George Friend starting games in the PL. Honestly.

I think Chris Kamara's having a stroke.

Christ +1.

De Bruyne's unstoppable, man. What a player.