Ronaldo

Except we don't have a replacement, like.

Like McClaren and Carver you mean?

Only if they wanna finish outside the promotion places.

Oh shut up. There's still a good chance we'll go down. As if he deserves any credit for the realisation we need a top manager to fix his mess.

You can't do that in the box, man. Stupid defending.

Has Roberto Martinez done his usual 'I just cant understand it' yet?

HTT can never resist including one utterly ludicrous sentence in an otherwise commendable post.

What did he say about him? Bellamy is the exact kind of character, who you'd expect to clash with......... well anyone. But despite what you read about how detailed Benitez is and how his football is a bit boring. It seems a lot of his former players are speaking highly of him. Carragher said exactly the same things about him in his book: outstanding tactically but a total control freak and extremely ruthless.

When we were linked on Wednesday I pulled out Bellamy's book to re-read what he'd said about him. I think the players will hate him, like. He'll get them winning games if they listen to him, though.

Andrew Sachs.

Steven Taylor? We were 15th, anyway.

Says someone who lives in Leeds... Meaning what exactly? Rattled. Your mother gets rattled. I'm just asking what he meant because it really makes little sense.

Says someone who lives in Leeds... Meaning what exactly?

Paully from here, no doubt.

First time in decades that we've got a better manager than Man U if it happens.

Just keep in mind our 5-1 loss at Palace he seemed very happy about. No sympathy.

Yep, and immediately, not in the summer.

From 3 of the worst managers in our history consecutively to one of the best managers in world football. The fuck.

Maybe because Charnley is away speaking to the replacement? (i doubt it though) Charnley's in Yorkshire talking to Neil Warnock.

How difficult is it to spell the bloke's name, like?

It's the Italian league, they get away with fielding all sorts of rubbish there.

You know what I mean, though. He doesn't have the finances to just piss away hundreds of millions on players. A billion is a thousand million. Fucking love it when York puts modesty to one side and reminds us of the financial shrewdness he acquired working on the bins, like.