Ronaldo

Fucking hell, man, don't.

Nobody thinks he belongs in the category, man. Apart from 1 or 2 dafties.

Someone like Brighton (if they come up) will get him in the summer, then.

He just mustn't have the wind to start football matches since his lung problem. That's all I can think because he's undeniably a good footballer.

I do wish he'd just stop giving it the bigun with CBs, though, because there's a definite correlation between the games in which he gets bullied around and those in which he misses chances and generally looks clumsy and static. He should watch someone like Ba who just rose above it, didn't really engage in the physical stuff but was in the right place on the end of chances.

He's a young kid. He'll become a man with age and experience like most of us do.

As much as I like the kid there's nothing tough about Mitro. I know he tries to act it.

Through his letterbox too, with petrol.

He's actually much worse at 30 than at 20, which is pretty unheard of for a CB.

Generally one team always performs the great escape and one team gets dragged into it in the last few games. There's always a lot of shock results when it comes to teams battling relegation against sides with little/nothing to play for. Sunderland at Stamford Bridge 2 years back, Norwich at the Etihad 3 years ago etc. Unfortunately we manage to demonstrate both talentlessness and gutlessness every single game, so you can't really give us that fighting chance.

Yep. The 'investment' made in the central defence in the last 7 years (net spend of around £8m, I think) is perhaps the biggest tangible evidence of the club's apathetic approach to identifying and correcting weakness.

He's faded terribly in the second half of the season, like. He should never play centrally, mind.

Disappointing lack of Ryder typo. Tbf and as much as I despise him he's bang on with that. I don't feel sorry for many of them. Obviously there's people based down there who don't get to see their team play much and they have my absolute sympathy/envy. The rest, who've seen us lose 14 out of 16 and still travel down to sing stupid songs and applaud a group of cowards don't deserve any sympathy whatsoever. They seriously got applauded off after that? :lol: SAPPART DA TEEM NUT DA RAGIME

And hopefully you make the full transition to one of your Manchester teams. Your attitude is far more befitting of their supporters Aye, I'm a glory hunter because my loyalty to NUFC doesn't suppress my objectivity.

That's good. I hope you and the rest of them enjoy getting pissed in Burton upon Trent next year. Much closer to their level anyway.

I was just saying this on Facebook. If it was Man U or Liverpool he had ruined he'd need security with him 24/7 and his shops would be ashes.

Disappointing lack of Ryder typo. Tbf and as much as I despise him he's bang on with that. I don't feel sorry for many of them. Obviously there's people based down there who don't get to see their team play much and they have my absolute sympathy/envy. The rest, who've seen us lose 14 out of 16 and still travel down to sing stupid songs and applaud a group of cowards don't deserve any sympathy whatsoever.

Not really. They've spent beyond their means for years and evidently had a team monkeys doing the auditing.

We just don't deserve PL status. We're at the point now where every fucking braindead decision since our last relegation is manifesting itself on the field every game: players physically unfit for purpose, lack of legitimate investment in the most important areas of the team, players being attracted to the club as a stepping stone and subsequently lying down on the job when it doesn't materialise. Going down is the least these cunts deserve, from Ashley to the idiot fans who've let it happen.

He only has to be vaguely competent at the basic aspects of defending to be a far better option than Taylor, though.

Yep.

Mbemba and Taylor, man. Fuck off.

Carroll's so good when he's fit, man. Unplayable.

No Chinese, lads.

I loved Beardsley as a player but he's blatantly utterly shit as a coach. Should 'be moved' off the books.