Ronaldo

I need to start watching again if that's the level of wit one can enjoy.

We need 8 points and superior goal difference to Norwich, basically.

Nah, one of Norwich and Sunderland will get to 36.

Look who the poster is, man. Not worth the effort.

I think we need at least 2 points from the next 2 games, like.

The fact that Oliver fucking Holt gets it and some of our own fans still don't says it all.

Yeah they can only get 69 points I think. They'll be concentrating on trying to get in via the Europa.

No chance of that. Not with City winning last night and Arsenal beating Palace. Too far behind.

I can't think of any managers better at nullifying the opposition, mind.

He definitely isn't quick, like. He's obviously the other two.

He's a defender who's usually good at defending. End of discussion.

I thought it would be more than that, like. 6 seasons and we seem to concede 4 goals every time we play them.

He was sleeping for Montero's chance, mind, which should've been 1-1. Very impressive. Kaka why can't you ever just be realistic?

Cost something like £25M a few years back.

The fact he can effectively play as a 3rd CB when the ball's out wide on the other side helps us a lot. I'm glad he's back, we'll be much better for it.

Bit out of character, that. I think he may have realised this lot aren't the consummate professionals he's used to working with and need a bit of encouragement.

Surely not real?

I'd still say Aguero, but he's not far behind.

If De Bruyne had been fit all season City would've walked the league. Key to everything they do.

Don't remember him ruining games, like. He's no world beater but he's come from the Championship and looks the best CB at the club.

Aguero.

It's an 8 for me. I think 8 more points will keep us up but I look at that team and wonder where 2 wins and 2 draws will come from.

Says it all that we're infinitely more solid with 21 and 22 year olds at CB.

Well your stream's a minute ahead of mine. Gorgeous. Blatantly gonna do a Leicester and win the league next year.

The Rafa effect. He'll have had them rehearsing them till their necks were sore.