Ronaldo

Fuck off Slim, you weirdo. Pleased for Dummett. Really hardworking pro which of course doesn't make up for his lack of talent but certainly makes him a lot easier to like than the majority of our squad.

Exactly, its against a very poor team still. You wanna make up your mind, don't you? You said we were 'very good' against Everton 2 weeks back and we were nowhere near as good as we've been tonight.

Coloccini should just have the op and be done with it. Absolute fucking pussy.

I think he's a good player, so reasonably pleased about this one. More talent in his nutsack than the likes of Anita, Tiote and Colback.

Sibierski was shit, man.

Big upgrade on the likes of Anita and Colback.

100K. Age, wages and the fact Cabaye would rather play for Palace than us, clearly. Age is fair enough, not particularly convinced on the wages part and how do we know he would rather play for Palace? we didn't even try to get him to know that. Of course he'd rather live in London near his mates Debuchy and Pardew and play for a club with a modicum of ambition, man.

Age, wages and the fact Cabaye would rather play for Palace than us, clearly.

You do yourself no favours talking unbelievable nonsense like this, man.

He's nearly 31, and he's been playing first team football at a high level for 14 years. It happens.

Inspired.

27 years later? Random.

Settle down.

Imagine, him up front while we have Elliot, Colback and Coloccini in the team and our LB options are Dummett and Haidara.

Mind, what a load of shit.

Remy was brought in from QPR.

Not exactly many alternatives, like. He did become England's top scorer of all time and captain us to a perfect qualification record.

You what?

You really do insist on talking shit about the PL all the time like, Mole. Look at the rubbish that have managed to finish in the top 4 in other leagues recently. Leicester might scrape 6th but I doubt it.

Also don't forget that Carlo sang a few days after the CL win, too. Rafa's hardly likely to sing, is he?

They are Real Madrid though, anything less than winning the thing is considered failure. So Top 4 would be considered a disaster probably. Didn't Ancelotti finish 3rd the year he won the Champions League though? Not like they were playing that bad either They did win La Decima and the Copa del Rey, though. A very good season overall.

Just some random who'll let them revert to autopilot will probably constitute an improvement.

Fucking ludicrous appointment. Very good manager but horribly unsuited to that job.

Hence the "poor man's" Yeah, the point stands. He's nothing like Hodgson at all.

And yet McClaren still talks about the 'attitude of the players' when asked if we're actively interested in a striker.