Ronaldo

Yorkie once made reference to the fact he doesn't take much notice of football away from NUFC. Since that day he's gone out of his way to prove it.

Good talent. Replacement for Janmaat.

Joe Kinnear with latter stage dementia is on a different planet to Carver, mind.

Into the next putrid era? Yes.

Yeah, utter stupidity to get rid of Cisse. He's proved he's the best player in the league at scoring goals with limited service.

The defence I don't even want to discuss. No real cover in the full-back positions, Haidara is obviously a WIP and the CBs are all worse than average and past their best with the exception of Dummett - who's also a WIP.

Wish McClaren would just say yes so we can end this utter farce and vaguely move forward beyond this putrid era.

I'm fairly happy with a midfield of Sissoko, Colback/Anita, de Jong. Out wide and up front we're in dire need of quality signings, though.

Taking players out of their comfort zone sounds good until you consider he might ask Colo to mark someone. He'd be a disaster.

If Pete Graves has got this info from the club you can bet it's some sort of attempt to convince McClaren to accept a derisory salary.

I still can't get over the Given hatred, like. I wouldn't want to waste my career at Sports Direct FC playing behind David Edgar either.

Poor Shay. He'd have saved both of them 10 years ago.

You're a bright lad with self-respect, though. John Carver is a brainless, shameless creep.

Someone put a fair wedge on Jocelyn yesterday.

He's picked up a good living for 6 1/2 years in return for 2 memorable PL goals and fuck all else. He's the last player deserving of sympathy. Utterly abysmal footballer.

Contracts of Taylor, Williamson and Coloccini all expire in a year. Interesting.

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There are a hell of a lot of Championship wingers likely to be able to come in and do a better job than this chump, though.

Ryan Taylor: Big Character.

Releasing him is for the best. I hope he can play a couple more years in Argentina.

Get in!

PSV in the Eredivise for a pittance or the Premier League (even with that lot). It's not rocket science, like.

Jocelyn's 25/1 with Skybet to be our manager for the first game of next season.

Every scene with Murray in that is gold. The final match with his hair all over is fantastic. Murray actually did bowl 3 strikes in a row, too. They just kept the cameras rolling and let him do whatever he wanted.