Ronaldo

And he'd still spark you out inside 1 round. Never been sparked out in my life, actually. I leave that type of thing to weakling runts with shit clothes.

One or two? Give over.

I could be wrong but I think if you looked at the goals we conceded in 94-95 in particular you might see it differently. It looks like he's trying to throw games he makes that many stupid mistakes leading to goals. Obviously he wasn't, like, but it's no surprise his career absolutely nosedived into oblivion when KK left in spite of the fact he was still young for a keeper.

Nah, Pav was a lovely bloke but liability sums him up pretty perfectly. Atrocious goalkeeper.

Lives the life does Shearer, like. Works once a week. Spends the rest of the time on the golf course or getting drunk. And that's when he isn't abroad at one of his holiday homes. Fair play to him.

He was good in the Premier League for us, no question. Must have got at least a goal every 3 starts and contributed loads to the team. Shame injuries and circumstances have ruined him. Hope he can regain a bit.

Yeah. I've been a fan but he's painfully obsolete at this level now.

It could barely be worse even rewritten by Paul Golding and his pals after a night on the piss. Stupid idea imo.

I don't know what the hell Bobby was thinking selling Solano and playing Bowyer out wide in his place, mind. Madness.

There isn't one. Both racist cunts or not they played well together at the back end of 05-06 when we nicked 7th and Europe. Games at home to Spurs and away to Boro come to mind.

Him and Emre were good together, mind.

Aye, of course he is.

Fondled your penis. Edit: Would be a new page, like. Fixed your post.

Some people aren't too bright. We just have to accept it and move on.

Sissoko's bloody awful defensively, like. Just not his game at all.

This is the first version of that joke that has actually been funny. Nice. I think Rocker (via Yorkie) posted something hilarious on FB today about Rooney and wars. Made me laugh. It's in the David Squires thread. All his cartoons are. Warning: they're from the Guardian and you'll become less of a man for reading them. Yes, that is humorous.

This is the first version of that joke that has actually been funny. Nice. I think Rocker (via Yorkie) posted something hilarious on FB today about Rooney and wars. Made me laugh.

Why do you keep saying afaik? I know what it stands for but enough's enough, man.

More like 3,000 isn't it?

'So I'm going to play Colback instead.' Wrong. Sissoko on his worst day is still a better player than Colback at his very best Understatement.

'So I'm going to play Colback instead.' Wrong.

Your point was predicated on a falsehood but it still stands? There's a difference between not backing down and just acting the goat, HTT.

Perez sold to fund Charlie Austin isn't going to go down well.