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Good spot.

Ancelotti will be managing City or Liverpool by January.

Arguably? Of course it is. Risking relegation is preferable to spending a few hundred thousand appointing a decent manager.

Would expect pictures in the event. Personally I have no desire to see that ! Don't fucking lie, man.

Might be worth considering that as underwhelming as it would be, it's a significantly better appointment that Carver, Pardew, Hughton or Kinnear. It's a step in the right direction, hilariously.

Another spineless loser to add to the list.

If McClaren comes in and Carver gets sacked or demoted to mincing about with the kids etc I'll crack open a bottle of champagne and pour it over myself.

Carver is 14/1 with Boyle. McClaren 2/5.

Pardew said yes to Palace.

Man, I'm all for realism but you've become the forum's irrepressible black cloud recently.

I need to just avoid this thread, it's driving me half mad.

He's a definite improvement on Pardew.

Playing devil's advocate but did Cabaye not strongly defend Pardew after he went to PSG?

"Can ye put Jonas on new, he's oot a contract anarl, like."

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We nearly got relegated this season with Colback as the DM :lol: :lol: Must have missed that.

I'm not exactly a Colback fan but he's a much better player than Tiote. Every single one of our worst defeats in the past few seasons seem to have come with Tiote 'protecting' the defence. The bloke's a total fraud.

Actually it can. John Carver as boss for most of the season instead of just half.

Not sure what that has to do with Carver like.. I mean Vieira working under those clowns probably would end up as a disaster, just like any coach who isn't a arse licking unambitious twat. But its a different kind of situation to Carver, who is all up for doing and saying whatever Ashley wants, but is just a fucking horrendous manager. If it comes to a choice between choosing a manager who can put up with Ashley and co, lick their arses 24/7 and shit all over the fans with a smile on their face like Pardew and Carver or a manager who might fall out with Ashley and co I'll choose the second option every time. What are you talking about, man? Honestly, has this place had some sort of social glue sniffing day over the weekend or what. I give up. It's like trying to teach latin to Mackems, this. Blatantly obvious what'll happen if Patrick Vieira take the job.

I'm still in awe that people could be so stupid to think Patrick Vieira working under Ashley and Charnley could lead to anything other than disaster a la Carver.

Snooker with a piece of rope, man. Poetry. I'm going to use that in argument in my next moot.

Italy really is the fucking pits.

Windows 95.

Quality insight. But there's teams in the Premier League right now serving as better examples. I don't agree, anyway. PL is much better off without them, and I say that as someone with a lot of connections to Leeds.