Ronaldo

Shearer won't even compromise his MotD sofa impartialness for the good of NUFC, man. He's hardly likely to bother his arse to own us.

Carroll's a good lad. He spent a fair bit of time showing my mum how to use her iPhone in the Metro Centre a few years back.

Ashley, Carver and Coloccini getting absolutely hammered on the Sunday Supplement. Bout time.

Just put on SSN and the first thing I see is my mum and aunty holding an Ashley Out banner. So proud.

It goes beyond Sky, too. Plenty of people will cheer that shower off should we lose and stay up.

Barry Moat didn't float his boat.

I think he has 2 Premier League goals since 2008. Expert indeed.

Fucking Les Ferdinand, man. When did he become such an ignorant cunt?

He kept us up with his goals at the back end of 12-13 and was brilliant from early October ('14) onwards this season. In other words it's more like 1 season he was poor, not 2 years.

Not sure what any of that's got to do with Ben Arfa, like. Bellamy absolutely worked his bollocks off. Robert was undroppable because he was so fucking good in terms of scoring goals, making them and driving the team forward on the counter.

Every Boro fan I know said the same stuff about McClaren.

McClaren's style isn't pretty either (by anyone's definition) and he won the League Cup and the Eredivise. So what? Again: How is Pulis better than McClaren? Coz hees betta at managen footbal teems in the Premya Leeg.

McClaren's style isn't pretty either (by anyone's definition) and he won the League Cup and the Eredivise. So what?

It goes much further than not tracking back with Hatem, though. I personally couldn't care less about him neglecting defensive duties. Not what he's there for.

And both of them barely played for England again after it.

In other words we aren't beating West Ham under any circumstances.

They looked fucking gone before he came in, man. They've totally avoided the relegation 'battle'.

Well the one who was borderline was Tony Pulis, and he's much better than SM.

Having gone through them I count 13 good (or better) managers in the PL. The rest are mostly pretty poor.

There's little hate from what I've seen. People just recognize that he's a 5/10 manager and we can do better. We very nearly did do better in January with Garde when we were barely trying.

Yes, Xavi's the best midfielder I've ever seen live. Even better than Scholes and Lampard.

Anything that makes Charver less likely to 'manage' us next season is a positive.

And just about the best.

Cisse evidently gets zero support on the pitch or off it yet somehow manages to be the deadliest striker in the league when playing. He deserves the smallest portion of blame for this farce.

Well this is a daft opinion too. Just because we'd be much better with him in the side doesn't mean he should have immunity from criticism. He deserves plenty of criticism for the way his career turned out.