Ronaldo

One of the greatest comedies ever, Kingpin. Beautiful stuff.

Well, obviously. The problem is, men who don't say yes end up quitting/being sacked and pave the way for cunts like Carver to come in.

Brewce and Paul Ince are currently holidaying together in Almancil in the Algarve. Brewce seems to be treating Hull's relegation like one big joke.

Yes, exactly. Very good manager who will always win stuff, but basically Mourinho without the looks or charisma.

The first thing I thought when I heard Benitez linked was how much of a wrong fit his style is for Ronaldo, mind. Real in general, actually.

That looks like Jim McDonald.

No.

How big are Barcelona's centre midfielders? This is easily the most TRon post ever. I didn't mention size you silly gimp. You didn't. but it's a factor nonetheless. Pardew didn't think he was physical enough for the premier and even in the last few pages he's been described as too lightweight. So might as well get it out there and discuss the pros and cons. Why do you think John Carver preferred Ryan Taylor in midfield ahead of Vurn? Because he's a fucking idiot who probably thought 'over the wall' would score and create goals.

Nah, it won't be till 1st of next month.

they've hired one good manager in the last decade. And that was actually 11 years ago. I also think Roy Hodgson's a good manager, mind. Admittedly he did poorly at Liverpool.

How big are Barcelona's centre midfielders? This is easily the most TRon post ever. I didn't mention size you silly gimp.

Don't think any of the top teams have a Vurnon Anita equivalent.

He still thinks he's the next John Terry, the fucking idiot.

Sterling has the pace over a couple of yards to prevent his size from ever really being a negative factor. Much better player overall, too.

It's really quite an incredible thought. The man's record as a manager in English football. Played 28 Won 6 Drawn 4 Lost 19 He managed to get as many points as he did defeats in his spell at the end of this year. (13) Yet they'll probably put him in charge , spend millions rebuilding the team and leave it in the hands of this lumbering dimwit. Adds up to 29.

I would say that pretty much every side to have been succesful in the PL had a British spine, mind. It's not so much about nationality per se but the importance of recruting players from a top standard of football with quite a unique tempo and physical demands.

Course it wouldn't. Appointing a manger the players don't respect with experience exclusively constituting failure who dragged the club into a relegation battle from 9th in a few months? It's far worse than Kinenar as DoF, even.

Fuck Boro.

Sad times when I want Steve McClaren to be sacked from Derby County so I can support my team next season.

Any fan who'd stick with a Carver-led NUFC next season fucking deserves him.

Most of the fans are fucking muppets.

He practically had to fight to celebrate with them, man. Embarrassing arsehole.

Thank god we're not one of those then. Who inferred we were? His individual level was being discussed. If you can't keep up with the conversation just stay out of it.

And then he won't. Booooooo.