Ronaldo

If Tevez is underrated it's because he's pretty much the definition of someone who's consistently failed to transmit his club form to international appearances. Danny Welbeck has more international goals ffs. He's done well this season in a poor league, granted.

He plays in Italy, what do you expect? 38-year-old Luca Toni scored 21 goals last season.

It baffles me how anyone could want Carver in charge for another second, like. The club's fucking dead to me with that utter abomination at the forefront.

He must be a decent bloke given that Danny Mills doesn't like him.

I think he's a better man and manager then Pardew, like.

Essentially trading Ba for £8m and Gouffran was great business. Incredible stuff.

Indeed, I know the multiple wives thing is part of his religion and all that but it would appear he's done a pretty cowardly thing. Shame. Looks like even the likeable players at NUFC are cunts.

TCD, I totally stand by him having 1 bad season. 2012-13 wasn't great but his goals ultimately kept us up.

It will definitely go wrong, just hopefully not too much, or enough that it'll force Ashley out.

She looks like Laila Ali. Massive.

You off your meds or what, IP? Precisely which former manager does that shit apply to?

This. I've got a feeling we all know how it's going to turn out but I want it to work.

They rejected Marveaux. We didn't beat anyone to him.

If he's given the job I'll reserve judgement on him. He's a mediocre manager who happens to be of better pedigree than the last 5 we've appointed.

Didn't someone else want Viduka?

The less said about it the better. I'm jesting, Sewelly's a smashing lad but he bumped into Pardew a couple of years ago after slagging him relentlessly on here and stuttered something about the price of beer.

It's gonna be tough; if things stand as they are Valladolid, Sporting and Zaragoza are a quality crop of playoff rivals. Indeed. I'd quite like to see Sporting back too. Hopefully they nip in ahead of Girona.

I really want Las Palmas to gain promotion so I've got a La Liga side to follow properly next season.

You sure it wasn't somebody else? I saw Melchiot about 100 times last time I was in London.

You can't be that surprised, like. At the height of Pardew's shitness our forum pacifist bumped into him in an airport queue and used the opportunity to converse with him about beer.

What a strange comment. He's a totally different player to Henderson and won't be replacing him in the side.

Yeah, same. I'm talking at least 7 or 8 who celebrated his departure. They're quite a weird lot, though, in fairness.

Best we can hope for is that he's given a menial coaching role and he decides to quit after some clueless League Two chairman offers him a managerial position.