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It's probably more to do with the fact that nobody else wants them.

The latter, yes. But if that's the criteria every CB in the Championship is viable.

He'd probably rather shag you, anyway.

Jaqen badly needs to marginalise the role of Gore.com in his life as a matter of urgency.

You've more chance of seeing God.

I'd be amazed if anyone's daft enough to hand over money for him.

Sell our best goalscorer, man. Preposterous.

we'll reluctantly give you gouffran back in part-ex for this lad, though it breaks our hearts to do so would he be the third ex-bordeaux "attacker" after gouffran and obertan? history bodes well if we go for him Feel sorry for Gouffran he was almost useful in a Sibierski kind of way. Man did we ever completely break him covering him into some kind of useless LB/LM central defensive winger type of nonsense. Can't see any return for him. Feel sorry for Gouffran? He's miraculously spent the past 2.5 years starting in the PL despite being utterly rubbish.

Nut, that is utterly shit.

You won't get a more perfect partnership in terms of benefit to both players than Beardsley and Cole, like. Close to 70 goals between them that first season up. Just fucking dreamy.

What is this gluten-free shit I keep hearing about? World's gone mad, man.

Oh, yeah. Prague. Sweet fucking Jesus indeed. 4 American girls and the sister of one of our group. Dear God Almighty.

Hosteling, man. Holes in bathroom walls.

Totally agree! There is no point in debating Colo with Ron as it's blatantly obvious that the curly-haired one has bummed his pet dog or budgie! More to do with the fact I don't like gutless error-prone cowards captaining my football club.

I wouldn't have Colo anywhere near the team. Of the senior CBs we've got I'd only start him ahead of Williamson.

Coloccini's been terrible for 3 seasons. Physically awful, poor effort levels, consistently poor decision making. It's some sort of minor miracle that people are stupid/stubborn enough to continue to advocate his position in the team.

It always amazes me the vitriol TRon has for Williamson while defending Coloccini at every opportunity.

Nobody's writing him off at all. It's just that I can't think of a single CB under 6' who's been a success in the PL. Obviously it sounds like he's a really athletic kid so if he's partnered right it shouldn't be any issue whatsoever.

Can't think of any who've been successful in the PL, mind.

It won't work partnering him with Coloccini, anyway.

Urmston. Having a right laugh down there.

Johnson's an estate agent not too far from where I live now. I may have spoken to him on the phone without realising it, actually.

Aye, because he does that job so well.

To be fair, Cisse scores headers, elbows multiple throats, spat in Johnny Evans' face and has coitus with underage girls.

Colo isn't under 6'. Not really the issue though, obviously. He is with a haircut.