Ronaldo

He won the league in England at his first attempt with an aging squad. The priority for Real last season was to claim La Decima which they accomplished in addition to winning the Copa del Ray.

I'm very sorry for this awful advice. As per usual, any time I need Arsenal to win for the sake of my betting prospects they find a way to fail. Looks like I'm placing £20 instead of £10.

They've got a manager who won them 2 trophies last season at his first attempt. One bad season doesn't mean he isn't the right man for the job.

That'll end well. Can't see Ronaldo lasting a full season with Benitez telling him how to jump, how high and when.

Yep. Most cowardly thing I've seen from one of our lot. Some accolade given the fact Coloccini's been here 7 years.

Another one who pissed away his career by acting like an utter twat off (and often on) the pitch.

Arsenal are a disgrace, like. In the last decade they've won 1 trophy and failed to challenge for the league once. It's utterly pathetic.

Sunderland really are a much better side than us. We could barely deserve relegation more.

Carver's more inspiring imo.

Why does stuff like that get posted in here? Just ignore it, man. Leave it on Faceprick where it belongs.

Sabadell are were back in Segunda? I missed that completely.

At Liverpool. Only challenged for the title once. Which isn't much of a criticism considering the deficiencies in his squad compared to those of Chelsea and Man U.

That isn't real, surely?

We've got some fucking cartoon characters on this forum, like.

Which squads? He's won stuff at every club he's been at since Tenerife.

Rafa used it to win stuff, though.

Tempted to print a copy of that picture and burn it.

Robert was very hard working in an attacking sense.

Well, Alan Smith instead, really. Cacapa was always going to be signed that Summer as Allardyce had been after him for a while. Edmilson was pretty finished in 2007, to be fair. Obviously would've been far better than Smudge, mind.

Ignore Cronky for God's sake. He's demented.

We wouldn't look like a gaggle of absolute f***ing retards on the pitch, I'll say that much for him. Football would be pretty bog-standard 4-4-2/4-5-1, Bradley's old school. Intelligent coach, soft-spoken but highly respected by his players. Great ass on him, 6/10, would bang. Fucking disciplined bunch too. We'd defend and play like it was actually an important match. Bradley teams never hid man - never. And softies were usually booted the fuck out. That would be our shitty captain gone, at least. Remy Cabella too, unfortunately.

He'll be at West Ham/West Brom/Swansea within two years. He's not that good. He's scored 7 league goals this season. Jack Colback's got 4 ffs. tad hyperbolic Obviously that's ridiculous, like. He's not Wayne Rooney but he's certainly not Scott Sinclair either.

Rooney was 18, Sterling is 20.

They're all fucking stealing a living, man. Including Shearer who's actually paid to show a bit of integrity but puts country club harmony before that and loyalty to his team.