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"Can ye put Jonas on new, he's oot a contract anarl, like."

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We nearly got relegated this season with Colback as the DM :lol: :lol: Must have missed that.

I'm not exactly a Colback fan but he's a much better player than Tiote. Every single one of our worst defeats in the past few seasons seem to have come with Tiote 'protecting' the defence. The bloke's a total fraud.

Actually it can. John Carver as boss for most of the season instead of just half.

Not sure what that has to do with Carver like.. I mean Vieira working under those clowns probably would end up as a disaster, just like any coach who isn't a arse licking unambitious twat. But its a different kind of situation to Carver, who is all up for doing and saying whatever Ashley wants, but is just a fucking horrendous manager. If it comes to a choice between choosing a manager who can put up with Ashley and co, lick their arses 24/7 and shit all over the fans with a smile on their face like Pardew and Carver or a manager who might fall out with Ashley and co I'll choose the second option every time. What are you talking about, man? Honestly, has this place had some sort of social glue sniffing day over the weekend or what. I give up. It's like trying to teach latin to Mackems, this. Blatantly obvious what'll happen if Patrick Vieira take the job.

I'm still in awe that people could be so stupid to think Patrick Vieira working under Ashley and Charnley could lead to anything other than disaster a la Carver.

Snooker with a piece of rope, man. Poetry. I'm going to use that in argument in my next moot.

Italy really is the fucking pits.

Windows 95.

Quality insight. But there's teams in the Premier League right now serving as better examples. I don't agree, anyway. PL is much better off without them, and I say that as someone with a lot of connections to Leeds.

Any manager with self respect would walk if we fuck them over. I'm not even sure McClaren doesn't have enugh self-respect to walk if he gets fucked over. In this scenario we should just stay with John Carver in case we may end up with John Carver again. The best option probably isn't to hire someone who'd happily rather walk back home to Cheshire than look vaguely compromised by a physically grotesque secretary in a suit.

I've said all that needs to be said, like. It's a stupid idea and the club haven't 'twigged' anything. As usual they're looking to cut as many corners as possible for the maximum reward.

Because, as I've said several times, it'll just lead to John Carver being back in charge.

You live in a completely fictional world like, York.

Pointless this stupid fucking guff. If we appoint Vieira it'll just be Carver in charge within months anyway.

Indeed. Improvement doesn't even begin to infer suitability when improvement can be constituted in this case simply by subtraction.

The unsackable Pardew is English, our current 'head coach' is English and our (by all accounts) top target is English.

And that's half the issue. He knows his worth as a man. The first time Ashley/Charnley tell him a fib he'll be off (and rightly so) and we'll be left with that horrible retard complete with farcical Bobby impersonation managing the team.

Surely he can't be worse than Carver? Oh shut up, man. Nobody came close to suggesting he'd be worse than Carver.

I think Vieira would be an unmitigated disaster. He's headstrong/principled, unproven and short-term. No thanks.

None of which are in the Premier League.

Yorkie once made reference to the fact he doesn't take much notice of football away from NUFC. Since that day he's gone out of his way to prove it.