Ronaldo

Not allowing for the possibility he was on the dog and bone every so often, then.

For human beings to productively function they need rest and enjoyment.

Yeah I go along with this. He'll need a fucking rest before trying to sort out this rabble. Hasn't he been on holiday since about February though? Boom! That aside we've spent years pissing pre seasons away and being shit, have had years of sub standard coaching and fitness training, need about 100 players to make a real squad but aye Steve, finish your holiday mate. No big deal. It's not even June 9th, Mojo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs

Yeah I go along with this. He'll need a fucking rest before trying to sort out this rabble.

It should also be noted that there's a big difference between rejecting the opportunity outright and simply rejecting a derisory salary in negotiation.

Surely not. How fucking unprofessional can you get?

Was he not approached at the same time Brewce was?

Steady on, man.

How come you're a Las Palmas fan, mate?

They spent a combined £52 million on Soldado and Lamela. They don't score either.

Think Ian W.

Pretty much what I took from his Talksport interview. Trigger from Only Fools type of stuff.

You don't know the half of it, mate. Whilst I don't know him well, I have met him and chatted to him. Whilst pleasant enough, he struck me as the kind of chap who could be outwitted by a mushroom.

Nah, 2010 World Cup. Fair enough. He was poor in that tournament but not as bad as today.

Terrible stuff. Players miffed they've been pulled off the beach and forced to go to Ireland.

You don't know the half of it, mate.

Nah, he was awful beyond words today. If you're referring the most recent WC with the stat thing I fail to see how that could be possible given the fact he started 2 games and got a goal and an assist.

Worst I've ever seen Rooney play, that.

Definitely. Bit of an outcast mentality conducive to them being greater than the sum of their parts.

Rooney to put this in.

Qualifiers next week innit.

It's mostly Englishmen against Englishmen, to be fair.

Why would Ben Arfa be going into a home?

It's not going to happen.