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I don't like Real, either. Lesser of two evils at the moment, though. Used to really enjoy Barca when their side was 10 cracking, mostly honest players and Cuntsquets.

Aye, not a nice area but had a great time there. Good student town in its own right.

Yep. He has 1 good game in 3 in Spain. Shame.

Wrong, by and large the vast majority thought he was doing just fine but a good chunk had ideas way above their station and wanted better. My mate says he will eventually go down as the best manager they have ever had unless they achieve a whole lot more in the coming years. I lived there for 5 years. Very few supporters I ever came across had good things to say about him. They all knew he'd fail miserably with England.

Says someone who supports Newcastle. I don't see how the two connect. One has the potential to the be the best and most successful club in the world without cheating throughout games.

Boro indeed. The fans there wanted him sacked for years.

Barca are a fucking disgrace to football.

Neymar at it again now. Do Barca have a sign on the back of the dressing room door about the importance of leaving your honour in there?

Mes que un club, man. I wish Bobby had never managed this toilet.

What an absolute wanker. Piece of fucking garbage.

Great goal but Pepe, man. Bloke should be playing for Real Salt Lake, not Madrid.

They really need to stop employing random souvenir salesman as officials, like.

The Masters is more than golf.

Barca get worse by the year. It's a joke to watch.

Why does Neymar have to be such a cheat? What an absolute cunt.

I see Moyes has taken Sociedad from 16th to 9th. Such a brilliant manager.

As if that knobhead was England captain last summer. Embarrassing.

The fact Moussa Sissoko spend time being our marker of the opposition's mean aerial threat tells you how good the rest of them were at attacking the ball in the air.

He's right that we had no attackers of the ball from set pieces, mind. That, for me, was worse than the delivery issues.

Nah, I understand why anyone would be ranting after that. Arsenal were absolutely shambolic for most of that game. Knackered, unorganised and completely there for the taking, yet there's 'positives' to be taken from going 2-0 down before HT at home and getting a goal back 2nd half. The smiling faces in the crowd with 10 minutes left said it all for me. Too fickle to see beyond mind-numbingly diabolical 1-0 home wins over QPR/Leicester/Aston Villa but not quite fickle enough to comprehend the concept of actually losing a game, scoring less than the opposition. The SJP support is absolutely fucking embarrassing.

God. I wonder where this one's from. 40 points from his final 38 games. Blamed the fans moreso than himself. High expectations indeed to want better than that.

You can bet your house that at least one of Taylor, Coloccini and Williamson will be a nailed-on starter next season and another will (at worst) get a good amount of games. There's just no money to be made from any of them, therefore they'll stay until they retire or show some bollocks and question those above.

It never does, though. All of the results that'll keep us up this season have occurred with our midfielders (and some 'attackers') holding the hands of the defence. I don't think it sinks in with some on here just how fucking useless our defence is. In the last 3 seasons I bet we've conceded more goals than any other PL side, or come pretty close.

Problem is. We simply cannot stretch the game from the start like that because: a) We don't have the goalscorers in the side to take advantage of it, especially with Cisse out. b) Our defence cannot cope with being exposed. Ever. During their prime as a partnership, Williamson and Coloccini oversaw 5 goals against Spurs, 4 against Wigan, 5 against Fulham in the space of about 3 months when we were trying to take the game to the opposition. Obviously Pardew and Carver are incredibly negative bastards, but until the issues at the back are sorted there isn't a manager out there who'd be comfortable with us going gung ho.