Ronaldo

Just quit, Gus. Thanks.

Boumsong was crap but always in the firing line as a CB. Alan Smith played in the one position on the pitch you can, to some degree, bypass having a lack of ability scrutinised if the players around you are doing their jobs - as in our Championship season. Instead, every single game his utter crapness was rammed down our throats. Just a nothing player and a nothing athlete.

It gives him something to do, clearly.

Rolando and Cabella should get the wide positions in a 3.

Owen might be the worst signing but the worst player when on the pitch was Alan Smith, marginally beating Amdy Faye.

Jesus - you're weirdly obsessed with Colo - why on earth mention him here? Odd! Well he was given a 6 by by the poster in question despite being utterly s*** and partly at fault for the goal. It's more weird that you continue to defend him. Uncal Ronny has a secret man crush on Colo. I don't think the most gay bloke on the planet could cultivate a man crush for that.

He gets far more abuse than most due to being an Ameobi. He gets next to no abuse at SJP. He's bloody useless 3 games out of 4 and doesn't even work particularly hard to mask it. Any other surname would be getting booed like Obertan (rightly) does.

We have? I can't think of too many.

He was shit, as usual. Gets a massive pass at SJP because of his useless brother.

Jesus - you're weirdly obsessed with Colo - why on earth mention him here? Odd! Well he was given a 6 by by the poster in question despite being utterly shit and partly at fault for the goal. It's more weird that you continue to defend him.

Well there you go. Fucking ridiculous signing.

He's nowhere near as bad as Alan Smith, mind, HTT.

A striker who works hard but doesn't score is about as much use to this NUFC as a goalkeeper who dives but can't catch the ball. Totally out of his depth in a proper league.

Glad to see him healthy and get his moment but the fact he's still an NUFC player is a symptom of how utterly finished this club is. Ditto for Williamson, Coloccini, that shithouse Ryan Taylor and others.

I'm beginning to enjoy watching Carver fail. I hate the incompetent arsehole.

This is type of post that makes me wish the Internet was never invented. Just monstrous levels of stupidity.

Krul just doesn't deal with enough in his 6-yard box for me. Frightened to give bollockings where needed, too. I'll look forward to his next endorsement of John Carver in the Chronicle.

Well said. On the other hand their fans wouldn't put up with a tenth of the shit ours would. Mike Ashley wouldn't dare mess with that lot because his house would be burnt down along with his knock-off shops.

His Wigan side got very lucky a few times in playing dead rubbers right at the end of the season to get out of trouble.

I would have clipped Evans. I'd have punched his nose into his brain, but footballers don't do it, ever. They must have a list of stuff not to do beside their bed that includes throwing punches.

I would have clipped Evans. Aye, spitting straight back does somewhat take away any moral high ground he might have had. Right but he has a second to process. It's fucking filthy, but Cisse's not exercising any judgement. He's just reacting.

Moyes dicked a better side than this 0-4 a year ago.

Spitting is a filthy thing to do, but how many of us would do something morally acceptable if we'd been spat on?

Can't wait to see Perez and Riviere trying to score.

Owen talking sense. It's a mitigating factor.