Ronaldo

Not much of a barometer, is it? I'd have Terry fucking Venables here in place of the current wreck.

Still no idea why we'd specifically target French managers other than their cheapness.

Exactly. There's not a single redeeming characteristic.

All the top managers poke people in the eye and then hide? No, that's just him.

I'm not sure where he'll go. He'll no doubt be a top keeper one day but he's regressing with us to the point that penalty shootout in Brazil is the only thing keeping him relevant.

I think anyone entertained by a manager (unlimited funds, 2 trophies in last 5 seasons) laughing at the lack of success of another (significantly smaller budget, 1 trophy in last 5 seasons) can't be too bright, yes.

You're so insecure, it's painful :lol: Well it's either that or Mourinho's a cunt and you're not very bright. I'll get back to you.

That's the problem, though. There's being slight with a low centre of gravity like David Silva and there's being built like an 11-year-old without the ability to compensate. Pretty obvious which one Anita is.

No, I just don't like blatant self-serving cunts. I'd be far more entertained by Mourinho if his teams played the sort of football their finances should facilitate.

It's the type of thing anyone could come out with. If your entertained by it then it says more about you than him.

He wasn't so bad when he was here! His days are numbered now though. He was here 4 years and at most had 5 good months as a RM - with Andy Carroll to aim for.

Martinez has nearly turned Everton into Wigan.

I'll never get why anyone would love him. Shit off the pitch and on it.

Farrington was the only NE journo to genuinely criticise Pardew before this season. Don't mind him.

He's a tidy footballer technically. He's just not got the physicality to grab a hold of games or the ability to change them. Not suited to a proper league, basically.

But we don't need new players, do we, John? Hope he drinks himself silly down Wylam tonight and wanders into the Tyne.

The pair of them are an abject disgrace, like.

Think of him as an average player in France who was never going to succeed in England.

Thanks for letting us know.

I've really enjoyed it.

When he eventually gets a game for England people will see what's what. Just an average/decent player.

Parma were my second team 15 years ago. Pay no attention to that craphouse league now. Really sad for them, though.

Our goals coming from Gosling, Jonas, Carroll and Ba. Pathetic record.

Gary Speed told him not to do the interview.

Colback suspended. Just means Anita stays in the side.