Ronaldo

Randy Andy O'. He was at least a threat in the oppositions box. Scored a pretty lush goal in that Carver 3-0 v Blackburn too iirc. Rate O'Brien over Williamson. Can't think of many worse CBs. Nah. O'Brien was even worse. Williamson is obviously way out of his depth, though. Doesn't help that his partner has a lot of the same weaknesses, either.

Not a chance more than 3 sides out of the bottom 6 will get more than 36 points, which we'll easily achieve.

I'm gonna disagree with that. Cowardly sub obviously but Cabella had been hopeless all night and was fading.

On the plus side, there's only the Sunderland game left where there's owt at stake. The rest will just be an exhibition in John Carver being exposed for the submissive happy-clapping runt he is.

As if we've learnt owt new. He's brainless and will act as such.

Williamson second to the ball again. Enough's enough. Just take his knee out.

Says 2010.

Coloccini and Williamson are a fucking disgrace.

Sir John Hall.

He's 53 you big pleb.

Cisse'd score goals if his legs were tied together. Should tie him down for another 3+ years tomorrow.

Thread title's winding me up.

As much as I don't like the idea of playing defensive midfielders, I'm far less enthusiastic about not having one in front of Willo and Coloccini.

I don't like Barton, certainly not as a player, but so what if he called Shearer a few daft names? He's a fucking saint next to Nile Ranger, too.

Not a lot of players would criticise a manager while the manager is still in the job Point being what? He tongued his arsehole frequently. There's nothing whatsoever to admire about Tim Krul's attitude towards Pardew. As per usual he's point scoring.

My perfect storm is carver losing all remaining games and getting relegated

Summer is still fucking sexy, imo.

I want us to win, don't get me wrong. Just not half as badly as I would if we had a proper manager in place.

My desire to see Pardew put in his shithole place is slightly offset by the need to get Carver back in the dole queue where he belongs.

Funny that Tim did nothing but publically defend Pardew when here. In fact, he was 'enraged' about the Pardew Out banners to such an extent at Southampton that he complained to Carver about them, prompting the confrontation.

He's a horrible bastard, like. Shit manager too.

We should put this shit to the sword, man. None of this Perez false 9 shite. Cisse up front, vaguely positive football, end the cunts.

Thought you were slightly above that, Kaka.

Imagine how many times that's been posted on various forums this season. Such a poor defender.

I no longer hate Villa but I have no opposition to them going down and staying there.