Ronaldo

Only you could pull off a post like that with smiley face, mate.

Our strongest 11 is still average at best.

Wasn't Ryder who wrote that, was it?

Which is why Burnley and Stoke have taken points there this season.

Not quite.

Coloccini.

Over Colo's head and onto Dzeko's chest.

Let's have 9.

Willo isn't very good.

Everton will get their act together and finish 11th. Martinez sacked.

Good job we're blatantly going to finish 12th-14th, then.

The pair of them just make up what they don't know. Surprised you could be bothered going to that, Andy.

He couldn't write his name well.

Looking forward to seeing that lot 'police themselves' under those circumstances, like.

Not so sure about the second one. We could literally fail to string 2 passes together all game and Cisse would still find a way to get on the scoresheet somehow.

You're kidding aren't you? What a dirty old bastard.

I'm curious as to why Mick was in the same place as Cabella and Sissoko on a night out, like.

Had an image there of Carver being quite an articulate, incisive man in his youth before finding booze and irreparably damaging his cognitive ability.

Fucks sake man, that's embarrassing. I'm slightly drunk, but even I can't find a positive in taking the written press through tactical analysis and blathering on about it not being any use of your players aren't strong enough. I just wish this season was literally over instead of just metaphorically. Not much of a metaphor, like.

And with no measurable positive consequences.

He can play CB in the same way he claims to be able to play FB or CM.

The right thing is selling our best players and keeping the money for himself?

About that, yeah. Dalglish or Gullit era.

I remember him beating the opposition's physio in a race across the pitch. Surreal sight.