Ronaldo

Yep. Fair play to Burnley for sticking with Dyche so far. As if they have a choice. They got a terrible squad yet look a good bet to stay up.

Fucking knew you'd take the moment away from me.

Anita was a passenger too, though. At least Colback offers threat going forward.

Our defenders can't handle 2 strikers, like.

And won't unless he gets service. As per usual there's been none.

No way we deserved to win this, anyway.

3 goals in his last 6, is that?

And that's why he's on the pitch and Anita isn't.

Sahpport tha teem, man.

All the trouble coming down our left side.

Colback's been Tiote-esque today, like.

Boring now. You're not very bright and proud of it. We get it.

Stoke really not trying to win.

Why the fuck isn't Cisse out there?

Aye, a manager who basically got QPR relegated twice with a much bigger budget than ours is guaranteed to be a hit, like. We're crackers for not craving that.

He's just thick as fuck. Bobby used him to pick up cones, clean shit off boots and take the blame for everyone else's mistakes.

He might be the best in the PL, but that's as far as it goes. He's won something like 2 trophies in 5 years.

The Jose Mourinho public persona is the single biggest whoosh in history. If you're not enjoying it to death and loving every bit of it, you're missing the point and have missed it for a few years now. Maybe I am. Maybe sending teams out to cheat and spoil their way through games despite having unlimited financial resources isn't that enjoyable to those of us who know better.

I know it makes me a bit of an arsehole to say it but I genuinely hope something appalling happens to him. He's just the lowest of the low in terms of class, dignity and integrity. Slime.

Shawcross knackered too. Both of their best players out should see us do them.

Ha. Sincerely hope we go nowhere near him ever again.

That film always gets me a little emotional but that image is funny as fuck.

Yes but you're supremely weird.

Remind him of how much NUFC fans put into their club in terms of gates and TV compared to the Coventry lot. Must say, though, I've always had a soft spot for Coventry and they were my second team for most of the 90s with Big Oggy in net. Fans have been treat like muck for over a decade.