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The Pennywell vote. Shouldn't worry.

Think the performances is pretty irrelevant, like. A scrappy 1-0 win means as much to our lot these days - in the boardroom and the stands - as a glittering 5-0 sodomy.

It's unbelievable how much this cowardly retard is hanging his hat on a 2-0 defeat.

I suppose there's merit to trying to confine it to one thread instead of letting it permeate the entire forum. Just a shame we can't just forget the arsehole and quietly enjoy him making a mess at Palace.

Can we not just let this thread die a death and put all the Pardew shit in the NWOAT?

I'm really not too bothered. The person who said it was there, involved, is honest and has absolutely no reason to misrepresent what happened. It barely conflicts with what Santoon's said anyway, in truth.

I won't shed tears if Carver is appointed, like. Effectively just giving the bloke enough rope to publically hang himself.

Coloccini's best mate was treated terribly by Pardew when he had a cancer, yet Coloccini defended him publically to preserve his own position in the side. He certainly wouldn't want to risk an astute manager coming in and taking him out of the side. Tbf astute manager or not he'd stay in the side by default atm due to their practically being no one else. Or taking the armband off him.

With you on that. It was a very enjoyable time. I enjoyed finishing 7th under Roeder, mind. We played a lot of good stuff in the last 3 months of that season.

If stories are to be believed, was on target to break Pardew's jaw before Shola stepped in. That's not true. He was mouthing off and refusing to speak to other players but he never went for Pardew. I don't know who's been telling you fibs but at no point did Hatem physically go for Pardew. He squared off with Pardew until Shola intervened. That's from as good as it gets in terms of source I've got it from better. There was shouting but at no point did Hatem go for him. I'd be very surprised if it was better than where I've got it from. They squared off, and Shola intervened, after the Man Utd game. No punches were thrown, that's true. Well I've got it from an honest person involved. But as I said, Hatem didn't go for him. Shouting, mouthing off and ignoring teammates was as hostile as Hatem got.

If stories are to be believed, was on target to break Pardew's jaw before Shola stepped in. That's not true. He was mouthing off and refusing to speak to other players but he never went for Pardew. I don't know who's been telling you fibs but at no point did Hatem physically go for Pardew. He squared off with Pardew until Shola intervened. That's from as good as it gets in terms of source I've got it from better. There was shouting but at no point did Hatem go for him.

Coloccini's best mate was treated terribly by Pardew when he had a cancer, yet Coloccini defended him publically to preserve his own position in the side. He certainly wouldn't want to risk an astute manager coming in and taking him out of the side.

If stories are to be believed, was on target to break Pardew's jaw before Shola stepped in. That's not true. He was mouthing off and refusing to speak to other players but he never went for Pardew.

No chance he'll be back here while cunts like Coloccini carry any authority.

I bet it was a leather blazer, too. With that hair and a leather blazer he'd look every inch 1996.

He isn't Championship level now, like. Absolutely no chance.

I'd rather have JFK. At least he adds humour to disaster.

Shoo-in. I don't think he is. I think even Ashley'll be able to see that it's bound to turn into utter farce.

Thanfully it won't happen. Our defence is utterly shit and our attack isn't much better without The Cease.

Think he genuinely believes Mascherano was the best player in the world? Maybe if his three had included Ronaldo and Messi as well, but it seems pretty obvious what he was doing. Not even Roy is that dumb. I was agreeing with you. Of course he doesn't think that.

Probably doesn't think you can apply the principles of fitting/cleaning windows to football management, either.

Does things his own way = definitely not Pardew.

Yeah, exactly. That's Hodgson all over.

I'm up for a bit of Garde now, like.

Carver didn't need Pardew to learn from regarding his personality, the prick threw a chair at Bellamy, he's unstable. Bellamy threw the chair. Nearly took out Shay Given. Carver threw a punch.