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Well respected for what exactly? Being a shit coach?

Maybe they're waiting until after the Southampton game?

He was fucking crap in the Premier League, man. As much use as a traffic cone. Very good servant ffs.

Braced for a £7m bid from Swansea City for our top goalscorer ffs.

Lovenkrands was playing for a Premier League team despite being past his best (and pretty crap to start with) thanks to Ashley. No wonder he holds him in high esteem.

With a much better squad, too.

Jovetic will be gone soon, too. As good players go, he couldn't be any less suited to PL football.

Fuck. That's Ian not leaving this country ever again.

Bobby knew exactly what Carver was good for. 'Go and tell Bellamy it's all your fault he's a cunt, John.'

Carver is fucking shameless, man. Mourinho says I should get the job ffs.

That picture. Just me or anyone else see a bit of a resembalnce with Gary Speed? it's uncanny http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article8379806.ece/alternates/s615/161700054.jpg Take away the mouth and it's actually him. Crazy.

18 goals for the season in early January, man. Fair fucking play.

Obviously a really good player. Needs to learn how to put his foot through the ball, though.

It's a sample of the ones you think are useless, ambitionless b******s. They are a sample of the fans who went to virtually every game home and away for decades and a sample of people who I have never seen or heard ask Pardew for a wave. I never said there weren't sensible people out there who aren't standing for it - I'm one of them. The majority of those offering no resistance whatsoever are old enough to have experienced exactly what this club can achieve, though.

That's a load of bollocks, most of the lads I went to games with under Keegan and Bobby stopped going under Ashley and I include myself in that. It wasn't the older ones asking Pardew to give them a wave. Since when do 'most of the lads you went to games with' outweigh the thousands - still going to SJP every week - quite clearly older than 28 that offer absolutely no support to anything opposing the current state of the club? Do you go to the game on magic mushrooms, mate?

Ian, I'm impressed.

Doubt it'll be much, thankfully.

Is that the shortest non-dwarf man in the world?

Someone like Garde will want his own coaching team in, surely.

I'd genuinely rather have Rowan Atkinson in than Carver.

I don't think Carver will still be in charge in 6 weeks, like.

Most of them doing that are old enough to have experienced the Keegan days better than we did. They're just useless, ambitionless bastards.

Didn't Shola nearly go that amount without one?

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