Ronaldo

I'm sure Stifler and Yorkie are on some mission to keep the forum funny, like.

Colback's is usually more ambitious, mind.

WAT. In my opinion a team who are expected to be fighting relegation shouldn't sack their manager after losing to Man Utd away, especially when they are only 3 points away from safety. If they had lost to a team in and and around the relegation zone then fair enough, but you can't say to the manager that he needs to get a result from Man Utd away to keep his job especially when survival is still a realistic possibility. The gift that keeps on giving.

Would anybody actually believe this bullshit post exists?

Forster's an accident waiting to happen.

Paul Once?

Taylor'll have only a year left on his contract come summer. I think selling him is wishful thinking. I think he's our best CB when fit but he's been fit less than half the time for the past 8 years. It's criminal, really.

Or a single genuinely good CB. Or a consistently fit out-and-out striker.

Given the absolute dross we have in midfield I would. I don't think Sissoko, de Jong, Colback and Anita are dross, personally.

I do think we're overrating Abeid a tad, mind. Certainly looks like one for the future but I don't think I'd be starting him now.

I thought someone had been told by someone else that they'd kissed and made up over a round of golf at Wentworth?

Palace break forward with pace. Our shitty CBs can't deal with it, ever.

Lots of weak long shots straight at him.

I don't know how the fuck they managed that, like. Same bloke who edited North Korea's World Cup win over Brazil?

I do really like him but I do worry what'll happen when teams start to identify him as our dangerous player.

It should end up On Demand, mate.

Replacing him would be very easy at this point. At least it would if the club were prepared to invest.

Williamson didn't put a foot out of place to be fair to him. Up against crap, in truth.

I've always said Haidara has potential and badly needs games. There's nothing to play for this season so we might as well hand the likes of him and Dummett some experience with an eye on next season. I still think a fit Santon is our best LB.

This is rubbish. For a long time he's been giving the team absolutely nothing from an attacking or defensive perspective. Two of the luckiest goals you'll ever see doesn't change that.

Awful in the first half, good in the second. Make no mistake, he'll be out of the side, and perhaps rightfully so, when de Jong returns.

QPR are so bad they should just be sacked from the PL.

Dummett's a better defender but Haidara looks a real talent going forward. His best game for us today. Probably worth playing Dummett CB and Haidara LB for the rest of the season. Let Coloccini and Williamson fight for the other spot.

Dummett's about a year off being our best CB.

I don't rate him one bit but Williamson's been superb today.