Ronaldo

He isn't Championship level now, like. Absolutely no chance.

I'd rather have JFK. At least he adds humour to disaster.

Shoo-in. I don't think he is. I think even Ashley'll be able to see that it's bound to turn into utter farce.

Thanfully it won't happen. Our defence is utterly shit and our attack isn't much better without The Cease.

Think he genuinely believes Mascherano was the best player in the world? Maybe if his three had included Ronaldo and Messi as well, but it seems pretty obvious what he was doing. Not even Roy is that dumb. I was agreeing with you. Of course he doesn't think that.

Probably doesn't think you can apply the principles of fitting/cleaning windows to football management, either.

Does things his own way = definitely not Pardew.

Yeah, exactly. That's Hodgson all over.

I'm up for a bit of Garde now, like.

Carver didn't need Pardew to learn from regarding his personality, the prick threw a chair at Bellamy, he's unstable. Bellamy threw the chair. Nearly took out Shay Given. Carver threw a punch.

Well respected for what exactly? Being a shit coach?

Maybe they're waiting until after the Southampton game?

He was fucking crap in the Premier League, man. As much use as a traffic cone. Very good servant ffs.

Braced for a £7m bid from Swansea City for our top goalscorer ffs.

Lovenkrands was playing for a Premier League team despite being past his best (and pretty crap to start with) thanks to Ashley. No wonder he holds him in high esteem.

With a much better squad, too.

Jovetic will be gone soon, too. As good players go, he couldn't be any less suited to PL football.

Fuck. That's Ian not leaving this country ever again.

Bobby knew exactly what Carver was good for. 'Go and tell Bellamy it's all your fault he's a cunt, John.'

Carver is fucking shameless, man. Mourinho says I should get the job ffs.

That picture. Just me or anyone else see a bit of a resembalnce with Gary Speed? it's uncanny http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article8379806.ece/alternates/s615/161700054.jpg Take away the mouth and it's actually him. Crazy.

18 goals for the season in early January, man. Fair fucking play.

Obviously a really good player. Needs to learn how to put his foot through the ball, though.

It's a sample of the ones you think are useless, ambitionless b******s. They are a sample of the fans who went to virtually every game home and away for decades and a sample of people who I have never seen or heard ask Pardew for a wave. I never said there weren't sensible people out there who aren't standing for it - I'm one of them. The majority of those offering no resistance whatsoever are old enough to have experienced exactly what this club can achieve, though.