Ronaldo

Taylor's twice the athlete and footballer Williamson is. He's just brainless.

I'm not sure even Pardew is that stupid. He isn't. It'll be Taylor.

POTY.

Yeah he was everywhere. All of his best games come when we sit really deep, mind.

Shame it isn't another United who play in white.

Drawn by a talented 6-year-old in Cambodia. Abysmal.

He'll play instead of Taylor because of their 'fret in the air'. Makes no sense whatsoever.

Didn't they same about Ronaldo when he first came to Man Utd? #cluthcingatstraws When Ronaldo was 18. Cabella is 24 Ronaldo looked very good from the off, too.

He's athletic, like. Doesn't do much good without intelligence, awareness and genuine appetite and aptitude to score goals.

I just checked my SkyBet account and unexpectedly found £116 from the weekend. Though I'd had City to draw, but apparently not. Might put it all on the Mackems.

I don't believe Riviere was bought to play up top in a two. I think the plan was always to play Siem off a striker.

2.5 games. He's an awful keeper mind. I live near to Whitley Park and often have a walk along to watch the U21s and I've never been impressed with him. He's well short of what's required to be a Premier League goalkeeper. It's nothing to do with age or experience he simply isn't good enough. In a decade he'll still be youngish for a keeper. At least another third of his life before he enters his prime and he's being written off. It's brainless. Yes he's obviously extremely poor right now, and he will either improve to Football League level or PL level with experience - which is what keeping is all about. None of us have any real basis to make that judgment right now.

Moore wasn't that bad, either. Moore was ok, he was just a massive piss head I remember him taking his shirt off at the end of a game under Roeder to reveal a slim/skinny body but with about as much abdominal definition as Peter Griffin. I gained some respect and even affection for him in that moment.

After Kinnear's 2nd departure from the club Pardew said he'd be getting more directly involved in transfers. He did bring in Obertan before as you know, but Colback had Pardew written all over him also. Although it's unlikely, he could have wanted Riviere too. Colback has opportunism written all over him: Free, young and decent.

Moore wasn't that bad, either.

We knew he was a downgrade on Hatem when we bought him, no?

He's not?

Titus was fucking Maldini compared to Williamson, man.

What was a crap striker with a poor record costing £5m+ doing on this dossier anyway?

Wait till we find out who's in goal before dropping big money, mate.

You on drugs? We lost 3-0 to them at home in the near-relegation season and he was repeatedly asked for a wave in the next game. Those people should have been shot in the face. Twice. Would prefer the second shot to go in the chest, like.

I think Dummett's first choice now with Haidara backup. No way having 3 LBs is acceptable at this NUFC.

You on drugs? We lost 3-0 to them at home in the near-relegation season and he was repeatedly asked for a wave in the next game.

I like him too. But his days of starting for Newcastle United might be at an end.