Ronaldo

'They call me Mr Glass.' My sympathy for his injury issues ran out 4 years ago, mind.

No contribution other than inviting pressure. The worst midfield performance I can remember in our colours since Alan Smith in the championship away to Swansea. Shame no cunt will be stupid enough to buy this toasted bag of dog shit.

Couldn't look any less of a man if he started wearing a pink bra on top of his shirt. Pathetic, as per.

Just piss off.

I think I'd prefer Hoddle. I like his style.

Bruce is a decent bloke who tactically is on a par with Pardew. I would've taken the replacement in a second 2 days ago.

He's a completely thick cunt who probably sits down and laughs at Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. No teaching somebody like that.

Carver's the worst manager they've had at Leeds in 25 years according to a good mate who knows his football. That actually makes him really really bad.

English head coaches I can think of in 10 seconds: Hoddle.

Because he fucking drinks with him in The Diamond. Honestly, as fantastic as he was as a player that tells you everything you need to know about him as a man.

Shame the colossal club captain - who's been absolutely brilliant as a leader and a player this season - doesn't like him.

Fair play to him. His timing, as usual, is perfect.

At this point I'd get down on bended knee for Pardew to be at another club and Beardsley managing us.

It's less than a 20 minute drive from Pardew's family home to Palace's training ground. Of course he'll be interested if the money's right. Consider we're paying him a relative pittance - and he knows he's unlikely to receive his top half 200% bonus this season.

I can. He's actually an effective conman to the ignorant mediocre-minded masses. Some of them own football clubs.

Bit of a moot point when you consider that few players actually deserve 'blame' for their shortcomings.

What form is that?

Deserves it Give over, man. Shearer did that every game.

That's the most half-hearted concession since Al Gore in 2000.

What Hype? He's a decent player. No more, no less.

Pretty sure I just heard the fans moan when only a yellow appeared for Alsoran.

Not sure if anyone picked him over Henry but even you have the sense to acknowledge Drogba was a far superior all-round footballer to Ruud. As goalscorers Van Nistelrooj has the edge, certainly, but he benefited from taking penalties and having no real responsibility barring putting the ball in the net.

Everton look a pretty poor side with a hideously overrated manager but they should beat us.